Drop the Mic w/ Ashton Kutcher & Sean “Diddy” Combs


[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
REG EVERYBODY, GET WILD! IT’S “DROP THE MIC!”
FIRST UP, PLAYING AND SLAYING FOR ENGLAND AND LATE NIGHT, IT’S
JAMES CORDEN! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
REG SPRENG REPRESENTING THE U.S. AND PRIMETIME HEARTTHROBS,
GIVE IT UP FOR ASHTON KUTCHER! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
JAMES, AS HOST, YOU GO FIRST.>>James: ARE YOU READY FOR
THIS?>>LET IT BEGIN.>>James: ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME A
BEAT! ♪ I HEARD I WAS BATTLING
AN A-LIST HUNK ♪ BUT WHEN I SAW ASHTON KUTCHER
I KNEW I WAS GETTING PUNK’D ♪ CAUSE YOU HAVEN’T HAD A HIT
MOVIE SINCE 2002 ♪ YOU WERE SO BAD IN “JOBS”
EVEN SIRI WON’T TALK TO YOU ♪ ON “THAT 70S SHOW” YOU WERE
A STONER WITH JOKES, ♪ WHICH IS IRONIC CAUSE
TONIGHT YOU’RE THE ONE ♪ WHO’S GETTING SMOKED
BUT YOU DO GREAT CHARITY WORK ♪ YEAR AFTER YEAR
WANNA SAVE SOMETHING FROM DYING? ♪ MAYBE START WITH YOUR CAREER? [ LAUGHTER ]
STAND BACK! STAND BACK! STAND BACK! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>>LET’S DO THIS. ♪ PEOPLE CAME TO SEE
PETER RABBIT BATTLE ME ♪ BUT YOUR BATTLE’S
WITH THE LADIES ♪ YOUR RABBIT’S OUTTA BATTERIES
MY CAREER’S BEEN DOING FINE ♪ EVER SINCE THE 70S
YOUR JOB’S AN UBER DRIVER ♪ FOR REAL CELEBRITIES. YOU WERE AT THE ROYAL WEDDING
♪ THAT SEEMS RIGHT EVERY WEDDING HAS A GUEST
♪ THEY DIDN’T INVITE PEOPLE SEE ME AT VALET
♪ THEY SAY, “LOOK, IT’S A STAR” PEOPLE SEE YOU BY VALET AND
♪ THEY SAY, “DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?”
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]>>James: THAT HAPPENED ONE
TIME AND YOU WON’T LET IT GO! [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, JOSH, GIVE ME A BEAT! ♪ YOU MADE FUN OF
“PETER RABBIT” AND ♪ MY WORK ON CARPOOL
I’M NOT TAKING THAT ♪ FROM THE TOOL WHO MADE
TRUCKER HATS COOL ♪ VALENTINES DAY AND
NEW YEARS EVE ♪ ARE BOTH MOVIES
YOU FUMBLED ♪ YOU RUINED MORE HOLIDAYS
THAN A TRUMP LOVING UNCLE ♪ YOU JOINED “TWO AND A
HALF MEN” WHEN ♪ PRODUCERS INTERVENED
AND IT’S THE ONLY TIME ♪ PEOPLE THOUGHT, “MAN
I MISS CHARLIE SHEEN” ♪ AND YOU INVESTED
ALL YOUR MONEY ♪ IN TECHNOLOGY AND APPS
HELL, I’D DO THE SAME THING ♪ IF I KNEW I COULDN’T ACT
[ APPLAUSE ] I WOULD. I WOULD, THOUGH! I’D DO THE SAME!>>LET’S GO. LET’S GO. LET’S GO. LET’S GO. ♪ IF YOU COULDN’T ACT, JAMES? THAT’S THE TEST? ♪ THE RESULTS ARE IN THEN
IT’S TIME TO INVEST ♪ YOUR JOKES ARE LIKE YOUR SUITS
A STRETCH AND A GROAN ♪ LOOK LIKE A HARD BOILED EGG
APPLYING FOR A LOAN ♪ I HATE TO KICK A MAN
WHEN HE IS IN A SLUMP ♪ BUT I’M LOOKING AT THE BABY OF
KIM JUNG UN AND DONALD TRUMP ♪ AND NOW YOU’RE OFF TO LONDON
IS THAT A FACT? ♪ TAKE SOME ADVICE, JAMES
DON’T EVER COME BACK [ APPLAUSE ]
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]>>James: OK. YES, I AM GOING TO LONDON FOR A
WEEK OF SHOWS WITH “THE LATE LATE SHOWS” STARTING NEXT
MONDAY.>>OOH!>>James: OK. OK. OK. JOSH, LET’S DO IT. ♪ YOUR IMDB IS FILLED
WITH MOVIES THAT SUCK ♪ FORGET STRAIGHT TO DVD
THESE ARE STRAIGHT TO ♪ GARBAGE TRUCKS
AND YOUR CAREER SINCE 2000 ♪ HAS BEEN TOTALLY DEPRESSING
AND NOW YOUR SHOW “THE RANCH” ♪ HAS RUINED MY
FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING, ♪ YOU WERE A 90S HEARTTHROB
BUT NOWADAYS THAT’S A REACH ♪ I’D RATHER WORK WITH WILMER
AND HE WAS YOUR SHOW’S SCREECH ♪ YOU’RE MARRIED TO MILA KUNIS
SO I GUESS THAT’S COOL ♪ BUT WHY THE HELL IS SHE STILL
WITH THE LOSER ♪ SHE DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL? YES, BABY! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
[ APPLAUSE ]>>♪ YOUR FAVORITE
SALAD DRESSING? ♪ COME ON DUDE, BE REAL
RANCH IS YOUR FAVORITE ♪ BEVERAGE, SKIN CREAM AND MEAL
DIDN’T LIKE MY APPLE MOVIE ♪ I FIND THAT ODD
JUDGING BY YOUR TRACK RECORD ♪ YOU’LL TAKE ANY JOBS
YOU DID “OCEANS 8” ♪ THAT IS WORTH MENTIONING
PROBABLY SHOULDA CALLED IT ♪ OCEANS ATE EVERYTHING
BEFORE THAT YOU DID ♪ SO MANY ANIMATED FLICKS
WE HADN’T SEEN THIS FACE ♪ IN A MOVIE
SINCE YOU LAST SAW YOUR– [ BLEEP ] OH, WELL. THAT WAS A HOT ONE. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW, NORMALLY I’D GO TO THE AUDIENCE FOR THIS ONE, BUT I
JUST WISH WE HAD AN EXPERT. AN EXPERT IN HIP HOP AND
JUDGING. IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE LIKE
THAT. [ MUSIC ]
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] [ MUSIC ]
WHAT’S UP?>>Reggie: ALL RIGHT. PERFECT. SO, WHAT’S THE CALL? WHAT’S THE CALL?>>FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY
THAT WAS VERY ENTERTAINING. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW TO THE JUDGES’ CARDS IN ONE OF THE CLOSEST BATTLES IN THE
“LATE LATE SHOW” HISTORY. THE WINNER BY ONLY A HALF A
POINT FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, JAMES CORDEN! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>>James: NO! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ASHTON
KUTCHER AND DIDDY, THE FINALE OF “DROP THE MIC” IS THIS SUNDAY
ON TBS. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]

100 comments on “Drop the Mic w/ Ashton Kutcher & Sean “Diddy” Combs”

  1. just sal says:

    I feel bad for James it's all about his weight…

  2. Luna Llena says:

    I’m just here for all the “That’s 70’s show” references

  3. Rob Motto says:

    Damn… P. Diddy done changed since the last time I saw him

  4. Eric Smith says:

    Ashton Kutcher won that shit, !!! RECOUNT THAT

  5. Tyler Talking Sports says:

    BRING THIS BACK!

  6. Tyler Talking Sports says:

    T

  7. Gospodin X says:

    2pac and Biggie actors from movies..😝😝

  8. Cory LaRose says:

    Bullshit Ashton won. I never saw cordin lose this bad before. Diddy is not big in hip hop he is big in his wallet. Hip hop used him for his ego

  9. star D says:

    All script

  10. Madeline Remley says:

    I think Ashton won

  11. TheAvengedNightmare2 says:

    I feel like Ashton definitely won that but was nice and let him win..

  12. Christina Ford says:

    Ryan Reynolds vs Toby McGuire or Spiderman Vs Deadpool

  13. nigel mavazhe says:

    LOL THE RESULTS WHERE RIGGED KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  14. Aarushi Wadhwa says:

    Cardi B would kick his ass

  15. Bobby Boyd says:

    People who dint have djdhdhhxuzbzbxj2 82id and I don't know what else to say about this 5 or so on the right track or something to do with them or not to do it for the 7first to be in the right place and I would be awesome and to get the wire to the ship 6and and be honest and I will have 3

  16. Sam Feelswell says:

    Go Trump. scripted raps are lame.

  17. Sam Feelswell says:

    people clapping and screaming like this wasn't scripted. robots.

  18. M Bell says:

    Awww Ashton. I had higher expectations. Your flow was weak!
    The other guy's(James) rhymes and delivery was on point. Ashton pick your face up off the floor.🤒🤕 There was no coming back from that first jab!

  19. Frank C says:

    Ah Kelso is so funy

  20. Ransford Nartey says:

    Has James Corden ever won any battles? I wanna watch them

  21. uwish7 says:

    Ashton killed…

  22. WindiGreens says:

    James Carter has some skills.

  23. James Ross says:

    I cheered for Ashton, but can't lie he did get smoked 🔥

  24. FrenzyMedia - We know crazy. says:

    Wait how the hell did James win this one? Ashton had the best roasts! Were they just declaring him the winner just to let him end his losing streak?

  25. bigrig says:

    Yall so white you show up to a rap battle in suits

  26. My penis is small, But says:

    Tom Holland and Zendaya

  27. Alyssa says:

    What happened to Method Man and Haley Baldwin?

  28. Shannon AllAround says:

    Ashton won

  29. WoodsySage 7 says:

    Trump loveing uncle?

  30. CJ says:

    James corden vs jimmy Kimmel vs jimmy fallon

  31. Serena Thompson says:

    Ooooo Snappp

  32. Kristie karina says:

    Wanna save something from dying start back with your career😂😂😂 died 🤣🤣

  33. J T says:

    Mariah Carey and Eminem pls

  34. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter says:

    Ummm…how he's able to copy the legit Drop the Mic or they got some agreement etc.?

  35. Truchrissy76 says:

    Umm I click on cause I thought it was Ashton and Diddy, Puff, Sean, Love or whatever the hell he's calling himself these days 🤔 but it was a good one

  36. David Morgan says:

    So cool of them to get the villain from Men in Black 3 to be the host

  37. Inês Marques Cardoso says:

    BURNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

  38. Eric Henderson says:

    At least, Ashton Kutcher still have Mila Kunis.

  39. Booki Za-za-za says:

    Bad Boys 4 LIFE!!!!!!

  40. J. PEEPZ says:

    nah bruh, Ashton smoked him! #burn

  41. Teran Icer says:

    Barack Obama vs PICK EM!!

  42. mafiozo z pruszkowa says:

    That line with Charlie Sheen destroyed

  43. Homicide Em says:

    Who want's to see Suge and Diddy in Drop the Mic

  44. Pandu Kadire says:

    For the first time I think James cordon lost

  45. rubbermaidable says:

    Trump 2020.

  46. Derek Gonzales says:

    They fucked up when they brought diddy out he’s probably thinking we about to party party

  47. Logan WX says:

    BURN!

  48. Elisia III says:

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 whoaahahahahaha

  49. Unit_ Flame says:

    5:40 wow Ashton goes hard

  50. Arianna Bartes says:

    They should do James corden vs Ellen lol

  51. Ian Sunjhoreea says:

    I thought Sean would say the winner by half a point… then diss James and Ashton and take the win for himself 😀 Didn't happen 🙁

  52. Tabin khan says:

    james went to personal😱😱

  53. Warehouse TheWoodman says:

    But we really do miss Carlos Estevez…

  54. Estibe M.T says:

    James Gordon there's something called a GYM 😄

  55. Warehouse TheWoodman says:

    What? No mentioning of Demi?

  56. Anna says:

    Hey James book Eminem Vs Cornor McGregor.
    There will be Pure Carnage….

  57. Funny Bunny says:

    I feel like Ashton gonna be corny asf.

    But he killed it

  58. The Qureshi Channel says:

    HE FINALLY WON!

  59. Jasper Cox says:

    you need to get Eminem on your show

  60. P C says:

    Do Gordon Ramsay vs. Guy Fieri.

  61. Shashwat Singh says:

    Even Siri don't want to talk to you …… 🤣

  62. The Motherfucker says:

    Ashton "The MILF" Catcher
    XD mHAHAHAHA XD

  63. Violet Clementine says:

    Y’all I just realized that lili reinhart and cole sprouse are gen z’s mila and ashton
    Like if you agree

  64. Jessi'sFabulousWorld says:

    Is it just me or does Ashton sounds a bit like Eminem when he‘s rapping?🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

  65. ITZ HOLLYWOOD says:

    Ashton killed James come on this is why Diddy doesn’t exist anymore

  66. Mark Hickey says:

    poor james

  67. Dylon Cain says:

    Ashton won

  68. Not ManRoll says:

    How much he paid Sean to say that

  69. Chelsea Stewart says:

    i was waiting for a BURNN

  70. Joe Hill says:

    That Charlie sheen line had me in stiches 😂

  71. Charlotte O'Shea says:

    yesss james actually won on his own show hahaha

  72. Elvia Herrera says:

    This was not close…. James was Great!!!

  73. Khushi Verma says:

    THE FIRST TIME EVERRR

  74. Leonardo Ramirez says:

    BURN!

    -Ashton Kutcher That 70's Show

  75. MrBlactye says:

    James is so damn good. He got skills and bars for days.

  76. onion ring says:

    Rap battle with Anna Kendrick!!!

  77. Korraat says:

    so you're bringing the worst possible image for a "expert in Hip-hop" ? Why didn't you bring Nas or Em goddamnit

  78. Phan Dũng says:

    They got me at "I'm lookingat the baby of Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump". Whoever wrote all these is a national treasure…

  79. Timitimi Timiti says:

    I love you james corden! I want to be your closest sister in crime 😂

  80. Ross DiamondThief says:

    Jim Carrey vs Ryan Reynolds: Mic-Drop

  81. Rex Fett says:

    Diddy didn't even rap

  82. Theatre Geek says:

    Stephen King vs James

  83. AlexIS T says:

    Ok so maybe james won but ashton roasted james waaay harder

  84. Carmela Szymanski says:

    The Guest always wins..
    But the Rips are great

  85. Carmela Szymanski says:

    I retract..lol

  86. sister billie says:

    so good

  87. Paidyn Cashman says:

    Nah

  88. mocros rule tha world says:

    Big in hiphop? big in gayporn you mean!!!

  89. Daniel Castillo Rios says:

    But Kells the day you put out a hit is the day Diddy admits that he put the hit out that got Pac killed

  90. Zoe Valentine says:

    Am I the only one who wants lin Manuel miranda on this

  91. Meeky Giles says:

    BIG. FUCKING. OOF.

  92. Patricia Arroyo Estevez says:

    I want Anna Kendrick to do this

  93. Sharese Pirere-Maclean says:

    I demand a battle between Ashton and Jon Cryer

  94. CauseThisIsThriller says:

    Kelso: OH BURN!

  95. patrick menda says:

    The host killed

  96. Velibor Todorovic says:

    Ashton sounds like an Eminem little bit.

  97. Jabronie1 says:

    Your favourite salad dressing, come on dude be real. Ranch is your favourite beverage, skin cream and meal. Magic!

  98. Jessica Persaud says:

    That's brutal

  99. arim2011 says:

    Ashton sounded real Jersey by the end lol

  100. YT_CAV says:

    I don’t know who these guys anyways

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