IN OVER MY HEAD | Turmoil (Expert Mode) #1
Top of the mornin’ to ya, laddies! My name is JackSepticEye, and YES! Welcome back to ~Turmoil~. I have had the biggest craving to play this game again. I really really wanted to- I mentioned it in a video- something else I recorded recently. I don’t even know if it’s gone up yet, or not, but I mentioned somewhere that- I just mentioned Turmoil in passing. And then, since then, I’ve just really really wanted to play the game again. It’s weird, it’s strange, I love this game so much. And I haven’t played it since I finished the series on it, so I wanted to get back in, and just- I dunno, I would love to try Hard Mode and come back for like a “Season 2” or whatever, And go back in and try to play the game again, on Hard Mode, but let’s face it, I wasn’t even that good at Normal Mode. And it’s been ages since I played it, so I can’t even remember how to play it in that regard, so- I just wanna get in, and play around with it. “Single Game.” What’s “Single game?” [buttons click] What? Ohh! So I can make my own level! Ooh, let’s do that! Um… Okay. I completely forget all my buttons. Uh… We’ll put a dowser in here, and a dowser in there. A dowser in everywhere! Again, I completely forget how to play this game, but I have all the upgrades now. How- “Land lease ends on December 31st.” Okay, so we have to get all the oil before then. OH-KAY! [clank]
My boys, be findin’ some oil! [clank]
Hopefully I actually hit it. Uh, I’m just gonna guess, here? [glop]
Oh-ho-ho-ho! Look at that! What was my Wagon button? “W.” Okay, uh… Go in here. And YOU fuckin’ hit it as well! Niiiiice! Fuck yeah! Oh, you just hold X to fast forward now. Was it always “hold X”? Or did I just have to press it before? I dunno. Let’s get another dowser in!
Two more dowse-dowse! Get in there and find me that oil.
Let’s see how well I can do! NIIIICE! Um… Let’s scan. That did not fuckin’- There’s more down here? Okay, there’s one of them. Found that. Ahh, there it is. Boom, and, boom. Fine. Perfect. Whatever. Uh, price has gone down! Whata ya doin’ sellin’ in THERE for?! Oh now you can just Scroll Wheel, that’s cool. Ahm… I think we’re good on that for- Wait, that was YOUR one, and this is YOUR one? I didn’t actually even FIND your one! Because it’s right fuckin’ there. Okay, double up that one! Suck all that sweet, tasty ~oil~ outta the ground. Do it. Gopher it. Okay, this one is still shit. That’s fine though. Okay. Prices over here are startin’ to go up again, uh… I need more wagons. Please please-
No no no no, stop it with the fuckin’ spillage! No one likes spillage! Upgrade them! [ticking] [short alarm]
What are you motherfuckers doin’?! Ok, might’ve upgraded too quick. Ahp, no. Now we’re good (x2)
We got it (x2) Get a little dowse-dowse in there again! C’mon dere, fellers! [both whistle]
Oh, Jesus. Okay. That’s not there. That’s not there, fuck. Okay, that’s down there. There shouldn’t be any rocks in here either. Oh-ho-ho! GOT ‘EM! Uh… Right! Not doin’ too badly! Let’s just put down a fuckton of horses. Who cares, man? Let’s just fuckin’ do it! Let’s just have a bit of fun with this! Okay, I’m puttin’ down a silo. Everybody, just put in there. ‘Cause let’s face it.
Now I’m just playin’ the game for fun-zies, so it doesn’t matter if I do things extremely well or not. I’m kinda just relearning how to play, and then I might go back in and fight some people again. I dunno, I mean, if it were up to me, I would just play this entire game again, because I love it. It’s a FANTASTIC game. Okay, you found something in here. Wha’chu findin’, bro? You findin’ some of that ~oil~ ? Good job! Okay, fuck. We’re being overloaded here. Can my prices go back up, pleASE?! I would really like that! Ok, this one is really startin’ to- to not be that good, so we’re okay on that front. Actually, I need you to start pullin’ this out MUCH FASTER! Fuck. [ticking] Get rid of that oil- NO! No no no no!
Oh- ’cause these filled up. Fuck! [ticking] Okay, some-
Ohh, nutsack… That’s pretty fuckin’ bad.
*nervous laugh* Okay.
There we go. (x3)
Whatever. Whatever, man. [endless ticking] Oh God, it’s CONSTANTLY in spillage territory. Ok, that’s goin- Ok, there we go. Wait, is the game just broken? You’re not getting ready to spill over, why are you making noise? Go all the way down there! There’s bound to be more oil somewhere. That’s the lads, that’s the boys! Keep it goin’! Ok, he didn’t find any. So if somebody else doesn’t find any, that means we’re all outta oil, and that means, Jackaroo can finish the level. Don’t find any, don’t find any oil. Don’t do it. (x2)
I wanna be finished. [endless ticking] I think we’re done- FAACK! What’re ya doin’?! I’m not makin’ all of those sweet buck-a-roos that I could be! Some of my horses aren’t even doin’ anything. Yeah, the game is just constantly ticking over. You’re making me paranoid! Okay, I don’t know how much is left in you, so I’m just gonna drill into you as well, and suck out from both sides.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Probably not that much left- There we go! Ok- No! (x12)
Sell over here! That’s the one thing I keep forgetting about in this game. The one thing that I keep messin’ up all the time. I can make even bigger pipes! Go! Go! GO! Ok.
We end. (x3) All- All the oil is sold. Hahaha! We got it all! Nice! “Steam Community: Do you want to send the end-of-the-game screenshot-?” No. I don’t care. $34,000. Not the best. (x2)
I wanna do a single game again, but I wanna do like, fuckin’ MASSIVE amounts of oil, yeah, no rocks please. No rock please… Just that oily goodness. I’m gonna find a SHIT ton of oil now. [both whistle]
Like this- This is gonna be crazy. This is gonna be like Bonus Island level of oil, I think. Ok, you happened upon it, that’s good. And you overshot it. I broke the sounds. Oops. Shit, can’t afford that. Well then. There we go. Keep that oil goin’. Not the best start, but that’s okay, I still love me anyway!
Let’s just do a big one. [endless dinging]
Alright. We’re in fuckin’ business here, boys! Thanks dowsers. Keep it goin’. And as soon as you get to $750, boom. Speedy horses! And you can actually go over here now. See, not wasted! Not a single drop of this oil is wasted. I’m a good boy! Fuck, yes, my dudes! Okay, I can barely even afford that. But it’s okay. Splurge early on the pipes. And then we can eventually get like, a great thing goin’. Like all the way down. Nice! Put some more dowsers in. You guys find the oil for Jack! Uh, wait, let’s get a silo goin’. Nope. You guys can start sellin’ over there. Okay, I have no fuckin’ money.
*nervous laugh* Yeah, keep that goin’. Wagons are fully upgraded. It’s okay, I’m gonna make my money back in no fuckin’ time at all. Shit, um, okay, where are you- Where are you doin’? Big scan, oh, big scan. Big scan for a big boy! Oh God, I can actually go way bigger! Oh mercy me. Oh mother of God. Um… You can connect over to that one. Nice. Go over there. Go here. Go here. Go here! *giggles* GET ALL OF THAT ~OIL~ !!! Fuckin’ love it. Love it. LOVE IT! I’m just upgrading everything.
I don’t give a fuck! (x2) This is gonna be fuckin’ PAYDAY! I’m still really low, but the idea is to splurge, and then to make it all back eventually. Nice, we have shit pipes goin’ on here, though. Can I close you off? Hmm… Is there any more oil in here, boys? Search! Search! Do great things for Jack! [whistle]
Fuckin’ is! There’s oil everywhere, apparently. *gasp* Oooh! That’s a BIG DEEP vein of oil! Upgrade all them pipes! Who cares? Just fuckin’ go for it! Just have fun! That’s not there. That’s not what I want. No. Okay… Alright, okay… I see how it is. My silos are full. Okay, now I have too much goin’ on. That’s my problem. It’s okay, this one’s about to cancel out. Uhh… Why not? I completely forget how to play this game, heh. [ticking] Okay.
Fuck! Uh oh.
There we go. (x2) *gasp* Oh my God, I have a whole fuckin’ platoon of horses doin’ shit for me. What’s- What’s blockin’ up this? I didn’t even mean to put down a new horse, why did THAT happen? I don’t know. Okay, this is when we’re gonna start makin’ lotsa money. Big pipe system for a big boy! Ok, I think that’s all the oil in the area. Just go. We don’t have fuckin’ time to be messin’ with this shit now. I didn’t even realize if I was selling it at a good price or not. Don’t really have a choice! Ran out. And we only got $38,000. Even though there was a shit ton more oil in there! Man… You know what? I wanna go head to head with some of the- the campaign people again. Oh yeah, see, “Expert Mode.” We’ll TRY Expert Mode. I’m gonna TRY it! Just to see what it’s like. Um, who do I want to be? I wanna be fuckin’ Larry. Look at that suave motherfucker. Yeah boy! “Hey, it’s you again! Do you think you have what it takes to beat the experts?” Uh, no. This is gonna go horribly.
“Let’s go down to the town hall to see what you’re up against.” Okay. Uhh… Okay, yeah, we have to come in here. *sigh* ~”Hiya! I’ve been in the oil business for ages, and it made me filthy rich. I like to smoke cigars and chew on them. And I light them with hundred dollar bills.”~ “How y’all doin? I used to sell snake oil, but *hic* soon found that the real oil was more profitable. It also spares me *hic* some black eyes.” Why am I BURPIN’ so much?! “Pleased ta meet ya! I used to dig up coal in England, but oil is much easier to bring to the surface. The weather here is much nicer as well.” I think he’s supposed to be British. “Hey there! I may look young, but this ain’t my first rodeo. I used to tag along with my dad from age 3 onwards. He thought me everything about oil.” Cool. Coolio. Everyone pick- pick their poison. Okay, it picked for us. Cool. Thanks. Okay, let’s just do it. I have SOME practice in now, at least. Like with the- the two single games, but I don’t know if it’s actually gonna help me. I imagine-
[both whistle] I imagine the people this time are gonna be makin’ BIG bucks. Like very quickly. Ok, don’t wanna ruin all my money just yet. Fuck, okay, I got some.
That’s good. (x3) Just start sellin’. Um… Ooh, actually, sell over here. That’s better money. Where’s your well? There it is! Oh, that’s a big one. OH I can’t upgrade my pipes either! I don’t have the upgrades! Oh! That might actually work out better. I have- And I have as max amount of horses I can have. Ok, it’s not throwing me into the deep end then, as- as much as I would’ve thought. Ok, don’t sell for that, ’cause that’s- That’s pennies. And I don’t have any upgrades so, that’s what I was worried about. If I had too many upgrades, then the enemy would’ve messed me up. And this ends at March. So I actually need to start selling, pretty fucking quickly. Aw man, that sucks! I got fuck all for this, then. DUUUDE! $2,706. What else-? What did everybody else make? HOW?! How did you make that, you buttoned-up motherfucker?! Don’t like that. Ok, now I kinda know what upgrades I should be getting. Um, “Width.” Oh yeah, and we have to bid on things, I forgot about that. I don’t want a loan. Let’s go bet on some land. Ahm… Right, this is a good one. I’m biddin’ on this. You guys are all just spread out, all over the place. Oh no- We have to bid on stocks when they come in. There’s no stocks yet. Okay. Let’s go straight to diggin’. Let’s get straight to daggin’! Yeah yeah, I know how to use my fuckin’ stuff. Oh wait, you were just telling me that it goes to June now. Ok, got it. Find me some rich, tasty oil, dudes!
Thank you. Uh, you guys might be able to work off the one. I need to find- I need to find that pocket! Nice! Get all the horses I can immediately. Here we go. Sap that bitch dry! Ok, this is just enough for these, so far. Uhh… I’m just gonna guess. Ah shit. Where is it? Where is it? There it is. There’s that nugget of goodness. Ahm… I still think we can sell for that. No, never mind not anymore. Let’s not sell for that. Probably shouldn’t be upgrading my pipes like that, so quick. BRANCH RIMIT LEACHED! AW SHIT! No upgrades, I can’t spawn off the same one. FUCK! Crap, now I’m- Now I’m goin’ against gravity. ♪ I’m defying gravity ♫ Ok, you can start selling in there. Make me that money. Make me that TASTY money! We have more time now, as well, so keep it coming.
Ok, thank you, thank you. Aw, see, now I’m spending a lot just to- oh yes! I’m spending a lot just to find oil wells. Which is kind of a bad idea. Ok, I think I’ll leave it at that. Think this is good. (x2) Selling at $1.30? Wait for it to balance out. Ok, start selling it over here. I’m not chancing anything else. I’m NOT SPENDING ANY MORE MONEY! This is it! This is where I make my fuckin’ millions! Come at me, dicklords! Just keep sellin’. Keep sellin’, whatever. Ooh, there was a LOT OF OIL in this place!
$9,000. Nine-thou, bro. What’d you guys get? WHAT THE FUCK?! I guess that’s why they’re experts. They’re gonna annihilate me! What was it that you were sellin’? Yeah, speed for the dowsers, or depth. I think speed for them is good, so that I can get the oil quicker. Uhhh, and branches. Shit, I can’t even afford them. This is bad. This is very bad. Okay, good.
Good good good. (x2) I’m already down to 6k. That’s fuckin’ terrible.
*nervous laugh* Oh no! Practice run. Practice rounds. Whatever.
[whistles] Oh fuck. Aw no! Shit! Uh oh.
FUCK! That’s gonna cost me. Uh, the dowsers aren’t finding any more oil? Uh oh. Uh oh! I can’t even END the thing. That’s not a thing you can do yet. So I can’t find any more oil, ’cause it’s probably too deep down. Ohhh, I done goofed! I dun messed it up! Is that it? Do I just have to wait until June? Aw man, that sucks. I spent so much on horses to avoid the spillage, and the spillage happened anyway, so I’m gonna- I’m gonna make like $2000 out of all of this. *depressed laugh* Oh, I need a LOT more practice before I can try Expert Mode. It’s fine. It’s whatever. OH, COME ON! Ughhh… I- I barely broke enough to be able to just dig in the next region. *sucks in* Well then. Oops. Ok, well I’m gonna leave this episode of Turmoil here, then. Let me know what you guys think. If you wanna see me try Expert Mode more. I think I need a lot more practice before I can get into that, and I need to look up some more tips and everything again. If you have any more tips, by the way, That may have cropped up since the last series, ’cause some things I still remember, but I’m a little rusty. I need a little more work until I’m ready enough to be able to go in to this. Um, and I wanna try Expert Mode because a lot of people wanted it when I did the last version of the game. And I wanted to do it myself. But I figured it was too hard at the time, to do, so I kinda postponed it, but I wanna play more Turmoil, and I don’t wanna just repeat the series. I mean, I COULD, and people would probably still watch it again, but I don’t wanna just retread the same territory again. I wanna try new things in it. Um, but I really like the Single Games, that’s a cool idea. I might even try some more of those. But anyway. Let me know. For now, THANK you guys, so much for diggin’ up some oil with me this episode. If you LIKED it, PUNCH that Like Button in the face! LIKE A BOSS!!! And,
*leans in* High fives all ’round. *Wapoosh!* *Wapoosh!* But THANK you guys, and I will see all you dudes… *trills* IN THE NEXT VIDEO! [Music: “I’m Everywhere” by Teknoaxe] [music ends] I love me some ~Turmoil~ !