Payday 2 – Chains is in a Pickle (w/ Lyrics)

It was time for enterprisin’ I gathered all the guys in My crew (mm-hmm) They knew (uh-huh) We ‘bout to go out heistin’ We went into the lobby of the local bank It was Dallas, Wolf and me with Hoxton on the flank It escalated quickly, soon they sent in the SWAT As we were hauling bags of cash tryna avoid gettin’ shot Then BANG! I got hit – I was in the dark Through the commotion and explosions I could hear a remark As I was lying there envisioning my life as a cripple It was Bain, tactlessly goin’ “ Chains is in a pickle!” (AAARGH!) Sniper knocked me out, Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (AAARGH!) Sniper knocked me out, Everybody Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! (x3) Another time we’re ambushing an armoured car We had a loader push it off the road – the plan was bizarre In an alley outta nowhere came a green eyed Cloaker And I could not outrun him even though I’m no smoker He punched me causing my whole cerebellum to jiggle And without missing a beat Bain goes Chains is in a pickle! (AAARGH!) Cloaker knocked me out, Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (AAARGH!) Cloaker knocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! (x4) Chains is in a pickle (x4) Chains is in a pickle, in a pickle he is Chains is in a pickle (x2) Chains is in a pickle (x4) Chains is in a pickle, in a pickle he is Chains is in a pickle (x2) Next was a diamond we were looking to score A great start – Wolf even stayed off the dance floor But then the codes for the vault turned out to be wrong We were steamrolled by an army of SWATs 10,000 strong! A Dozer wrecked me, I swear Bain was mufflin’ a giggle As he went “Somebody help Chains – he’s in a pickle!” (You feel me?) (AAARGH!) Dozer knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (AAARGH!) Dozer knocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! (x4) A Taser just electroshocked me right in the nipple Don’t assume I’m in the mood to hear “Chains is in a pickle!” (AAARGH!) Taser shocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (AAARGH!) Taser shocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle (x4) (AAARGH!) Something knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (AAARGH!) I’m here bleedin’ out You’re just goin’: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle (x4) Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! PICKLE!

100 comments on “Payday 2 – Chains is in a Pickle (w/ Lyrics)”

  1. Hoxtilicious says:

    Original Song ("It's Tricky"):
    Mod (Menu Track):
    If you want to contribute any subtitles:
    Lyrics are in the video's subtitles, just turn on CC to see them.

  2. Rusya K says:

    Where i can download this song?(not mod)

  3. Cyann3 says:

    He's The Pickle member
    The Payday 2 crew

  4. robensate says:

    wow thats gold

  5. Badass Hun says:

    Btw, that female voice in the middle of the song. Official overkill page said, it's the part where his girlfriend sings. WTF.

  6. What's with these homies who be dissin' my boy? says:

    I love Run-DMC :3

  7. I want your cock inside my pussy and says:

    Mayor from ppg are coming

  8. GudDoggo says:

    This is technicaly its tricky but if it was free pd2 week-end event

  9. Hoxtilicious says:

    A pretty cool Chains is in a pickle music video: (just to clarify – not made by me)

  10. mun mun says:

    every single payday 2 joke goes too far
    i don't mind

  11. Lemonade Productions says:

    I would like to ask chains NOT to rap please

  12. Ashtray Delicacy says:

    Damion's voice is always wonderful to hear.

  13. Nuori Chosha says:

    why this song was made is beyond me.

  14. GT 77 says:

    Best christmas gift.

  15. Justintl07 says:

    Still better then Christmas soundtrack

  16. Snipers says:

    I have sent this to 12 of my friends. One actually listened. He now only plays Chains. I am complete.

  17. Rewdalf says:

    OVK seriously needs to update the Soundtrack DLC and add this masterpiece

  18. ParagonPenguin says:


  19. Lord Tachanka says:

    God damn Simon Vicklund. We fucking love you.

  20. The Foxton says:

    I starting laughing in public

  21. John RoX says:

    Throwing CEO's out of helicopters since 2013!

  22. Nickname says:

    1 like = 1 pickle

  23. Trym Johan Larsen says:


  24. Lenny Fais says:

    Can't read my, can't read my…

    Noooo you can't reeeeeaaaad my…

    Piiiiiickle faaaaace!

    Please Lord Simon make "Pickle Face" next!

  25. SoniPlaysEverything says:

    this ma shit

  26. dia says:

    Playing against the Payday Crew is tricky

  27. Wrench says:

    This song is to good.Thanks Hox

  28. Vordonius says:

    how did you make this

  29. cupcake1711 santori says:

    ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . …somewhere ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. …over the rainbow* ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . …way up high ° ☾ ★ ° . . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ chains is in a pickle . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★

  30. cupcake1711 santori says:


  31. Overkillmaniac archived says:

    so apparently chains can get down a million times without getting into custody

  32. RiVin says:

    God has left us.

  33. Dante says:

    I like how they sing about FWB, Slaughterhouse and the original diamond

  34. Nicezombie24 says:

    fedora god

  35. Crasherbasher says:

    An actual rap song I'd listen to.

  36. Unskilled says:

    I just realized, Chains said that the code was wrong while stealing a diamond…just like the diamond heist from Payday 1…which Payday 2 Chains wasn't part of. Foreshadowing?

  37. Sean Moore says:

    did Damion Poitier (chains) sing this?

  38. DoYouLikeCookies? says:

    Anyone got a tab for this?

  39. messythought473 jeff says:

    better than KSI

  40. Trouble_Always_Inbound says:

    Can we get Chains to cover Death Grips? He reminds me of MC Ride when he yells.

  41. RandomViewer says:

    Hello SS Tricky

  42. boxman 004 says:

    struggle bars 2.0

  43. David Ytprogaming99 says:

    A Taser just electroshocked me right in the nipple NYEZZZZZZ

  44. Arik M. says:

    This is some straight fire. God Bless America

  45. Arik M. says:

    Chains is like the new Ice Cube.

  46. Gabricuss says:

    This is too beautiful for this world.

  47. Baku baku says:


  48. Mig N says:

  49. Knif3plays says:

    Most Downs-Chains:Pickled for the whole game

  50. WildDoge says:

    were is ma lyrics

  51. TunnelDragon44 says:

    It would be interesting if when you played as chains and wore the pickle mask, this song always played on the heist you were doing.

  52. Bandit 545 says:

    pickle gold

  53. LALM thelegendary says:

    chians is in a pickle but every time he says pickle it gets faster

  54. David Gonzalez says:

    Chains reposted in the wrong pickle! Somebody get on that shit, quickly!

  55. Weird Man says:

    50% of pickles
    30% of Chains
    10% of Chains' Gf
    10% of Bain.

  56. ArcTheWolf says:

    I fucking love this, hands down one of Viklunds greatest pieces of art right there XD

  57. RiiSKk says:

    For some reason I love it

  58. RiiSKk says:

    You know how chains says he's no smoker? He smokes sometimes when you're stealth

  59. Chump345 says:

    the best song ever

  60. TheBlue22 says:

    Are you actually fucking kidding me? God I love this god damn community

  61. jerk shed-jr says:

    Is this real?

  62. Truegloom says:

    Is it me or does this sound like the donkey kong 64 rap?

  63. Chains says:

    Thats my jam.

  64. THE EQUALIZER says:

    mun mun teh werewoof and dongmaster are my honey bitches

  65. Vice President Castro says:

    I am having flashback of the DK rap because of this

  66. Lone Wanderer says:

    This is technically Christmas related. In Germanistan, kids put pickles up as Christmas ornaments.

  67. zipsaytwo says:


  68. Sniper Waffle says:

    I would pay great money to have Chains in these outfits in-game, but then again, the modding community is a thing.

  69. Space Marine says:

    just made the spanish subtitles for this one-

  70. faye says:

    Proof that Chains is the best heister.

  71. 5persondude says:

    First World Bank is my city

  72. 5persondude says:

    He has no style
    He has no swag
    This heister


  73. paulo felipe b braga says:

    Don´t deserve less than a like! I really love Chains!

  74. TonyStrayVideo says:

    After this, I won't be needing John's shitty credit card

  75. Adonis says:

    "Wolf even stayed off the dance floor" -instant like

  76. Dousiq says:

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Payday 2

  77. shadowslayer205 says:

    Can't wait to see what they do this year.

  78. Norsk Tuna Fish says:

    I wish I could listen to this in the ASSAULT IS IN PROGRESS

  79. Deus Vult says:

    "I listen to grown up music"

  80. Saikitie says:


  81. Saikitie says:

    Why did they make this?

  82. Ethan Bourdette says:

    Chains IS a pickle

  83. chainsawplayin says:


  84. MercurialCorsair says:

    I laughed 'till my face hurt.

  85. G o a t says:

    Chains is in a pickle!

  86. Ghost Art says:


  87. Monkey Killer says:

    Best part is pickle.

  88. Big Man On Campus says:

    This is real rap 😤👌🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  89. Panyut Boonjaroen says:

    Chain is in a PICKLE

  90. where be them stuff guy says:

    but what if pickle is in a chains?

  91. BuM Assassin says:

    Pickle rick? WE GOT PICKLE CHAINS

  92. DOOM RAPTOR says:

    "Pickle pickle pickle RIIIIIIIIICK"

  93. Tyler Chenoweth says:

    I love this song now.

  94. x X x_mEmEdAdDy_x X x says:


  95. Something at any rate, probably says:

    R.I.P Chains, he died in a pickle.

  96. punchi_E says:

    Took me 2 years to realize this is a parody of the its tricky from run dmc

  97. Maowcraft says:

    Thank goodness Wolf stayed off the dance floor… phew…

  98. Boltizare says:

    so this is chains post payday. I knew he had it him

  99. SexyWalrus9000 says:

    Yes, I listen to rap

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