Payday 2 – Medic Bulldozer Quotes
Dr. Bulldozer says: You’re healed! Get up! Taking a nap princess?! BACK IN THE DAMN FIGHT! Results are back! You’re a BITCH! Now get up! Doctor says: GET THE FUCK UP! I said… GET UP MOTHERFUCKER! They giving you a whoppin’! You gonna take it? WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY!!!!!! Cry about it LATER! For now, get up and fight! All you need is a foot up your ass! Get up! Fight the pain! FIGHT THE CLOWNS! Ain’t wiping your ass! Oh, you slip on a puddle of your own PISS? GET UP! One morphine enema coming up! 2 Words! GET…THE…FUCK…UP! Bitch down. We got a bitch down here! Its juuuuuust a little blood! Those clowns are laughing at ya! Get up! Whatcha doing down there? UP. NOW. Stapled your guts back in, get fighting! Dose of “Get The Fuck Up” oughta fix you! Its just a scratch, don’t piss you pants! Now up! On your fucking feet! You’re not going to be pretty but, it wasn’t much to start with! Get up! No rest! Get up! Good news! Free healthcare! Bad news, I’m your doctor! GET UP! Ain’t nothing to be crying about! Up! Or I’ll kill you myself asshole! I’ll give you something to cry about! Get fighting! Nearly stepped on you down there! GET UP! You’ll never guess I went to med school Cause I didn’t! GET UP! Real men need my attention, whiner! UP! Just a scratch you FUCK! Diagnosis: You’re fine! Back in the fight! No nurses, no ambulance, just me! GEEEET UP!