Payday 2 – Medic Bulldozer Quotes


Dr. Bulldozer says: You’re healed! Get up! Taking a nap princess?! BACK IN THE DAMN FIGHT! Results are back! You’re a BITCH! Now get up! Doctor says: GET THE FUCK UP! I said… GET UP MOTHERFUCKER! They giving you a whoppin’! You gonna take it? WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY!!!!!! Cry about it LATER! For now, get up and fight! All you need is a foot up your ass! Get up! Fight the pain! FIGHT THE CLOWNS! Ain’t wiping your ass! Oh, you slip on a puddle of your own PISS? GET UP! One morphine enema coming up! 2 Words! GET…THE…FUCK…UP! Bitch down. We got a bitch down here! Its juuuuuust a little blood! Those clowns are laughing at ya! Get up! Whatcha doing down there? UP. NOW. Stapled your guts back in, get fighting! Dose of “Get The Fuck Up” oughta fix you! Its just a scratch, don’t piss you pants! Now up! On your fucking feet! You’re not going to be pretty but, it wasn’t much to start with! Get up! No rest! Get up! Good news! Free healthcare! Bad news, I’m your doctor! GET UP! Ain’t nothing to be crying about! Up! Or I’ll kill you myself asshole! I’ll give you something to cry about! Get fighting! Nearly stepped on you down there! GET UP! You’ll never guess I went to med school Cause I didn’t! GET UP! Real men need my attention, whiner! UP! Just a scratch you FUCK! Diagnosis: You’re fine! Back in the fight! No nurses, no ambulance, just me! GEEEET UP!

100 comments on “Payday 2 – Medic Bulldozer Quotes”

  1. Hoxtilicious says:

    Should say off with two f's in the video text, but can't be bothered to re-upload and fix.
    Also uploaded all of the Medic Dozer quotes:
    https://mega.nz/#!DdMVBA7b!z9YGEkyPiNp2oTRFUI1TSQOZr-Y94Bvjn-dj9bkvsh0

    Stop asking me to upload the Minigun Dozer's quotes. I would, IF HE HAD ANY! Please stop asking…

  2. kiciuś 777 says:

    0:11 the best quote

  3. normal astro says:

    Oh god what bulldozer is next and what horrors are next.

  4. zach lky says:

    One morphine enima comin up!

  5. policia123352 says:

    Hey atleast he doesnt uses a M249 or a shotgun,

  6. Šimon Hájek says:

    Results are back……UR A BITCH
    EMOCIAL HIT

  7. feisal rp says:

    wow i dont know there was medic bulldozer

  8. STRONG The super mutant says:

    I said..
    GET THE FUCK UP

  9. Alexander Fawkes says:

    Trevor, is that you?!

  10. Mossy the VC King says:

    I expected the Medic Dozer to be sane like the actual medic
    I was wrong

  11. orc robo says:

    "bitch down, we got a bitch down here!"

    I died

  12. Cybernet Marionette says:

    0:16 – "They've given you a whooping, you gonna take it?"
    0:36 – "One morphine enema coming up!"
    0:56 – "Dose of 'Get the fuck up' oughta fix ya!"
    1:05 – "You're not gonna be pretty, but there wasn't much to start with!"
    1:24 – "Nearly stepped on ya down there! Get up!"

  13. thezman9001 says:

    A DOSE OF GET THE FUCK UP ADDA FIX YA!

  14. KyrosGG says:

    Its like when Bulldozer Learned Inspire with 80% Lesser Cooldown.

  15. STRONG The super mutant says:

    Good news
    Free medic care
    Bad news
    I'm your docter

  16. STRONG The super mutant says:

    You know what would suck?
    Tank_tazer
    That would piss me off
    Dont read this overkill

  17. Agent 47 says:

    Bulldozer:Bad news

    I’m your doctor

  18. Dollar Sign Slate says:

    "TWO WORDS: GET! THE! FUCK! UP!"

  19. P90 faggot says:

    why does he sound like a Borderlands character

  20. The Nightmare Tank says:

    Is it bad I expected a line "You're done when I SAY you're done!" from him?

    Also, "I stapled your guts back in!" – I actually expect this to be his form of "treatment"

  21. Yveltal says:

    0:07 “RESULTS ARE BACK… YOU’RE A BITCH” I fucking lost it there

  22. Cheeki Breeki Cyka Blyat says:

    Do the quptes of minigun-dozer 😀

  23. shit Lvl. Z says:

    WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY

  24. Warp Vortex says:

    Esse bulldozer ai é o fisher kkk

  25. Moth Arch Enemy says:

    How my doc reacts to me not liking a needle 0:07

  26. Jason Kenneth says:

    1:04 He said "You're not gonna be pretty but, there wasn't much to start with!"

  27. Kiro Ghost Raion says:

    @ 1:07: You're not going to be pretty but, there wasn't much to start with! (Pretty sure that's what he said.)

  28. VinierAardvark1 says:

    D o c t o r D o z e r

  29. Ultra says:

    0:56 Doesn't get the fuck up outta fix ya?

  30. That One Kid says:

    0:57
    "Dose of 'get the fuck up' oughta fix ya!"

  31. Moth Arch Enemy says:

    When you revive Houston as Hoxton 0:07

  32. CreativeJuice says:

    Why is this so funny Its just the Dozer being an ass

  33. BOBCAT DK says:

    1:10

  34. LTShokol says:

    "Bish down"
    -Meducdozer 2018

  35. HUNK says:

    Someone made a voice mod pack of the Bulldozer in X-Com 2 and I had a Med-Dozer in Gears of War Onyx armor. It was one of my favorite playthroughs of the game. Who knew that a screaming bulldozer would become one of the saviors of humanity.

  36. Unknown user says:

    I wish I can play as this guy

  37. EvilBobarino says:

    0:56 dose of get the fuck up oughta fix ya

  38. Hank Hill says:

    Its medic's evil twin.

  39. Mutant Octopus says:

    0:56 "A dose of GET THE FUCK UP oughta fix you up!"
    1:05 "You're not gonna be pretty, BUT YOU WASN'T MUCH TO START WITH!"

  40. ARWINGx1 says:

    Most of the lines sums up what'd scare me when playing online, (whether it's PvE or PvP) IF I'd get downed easily and often

  41. Kaneki . EXE says:

    Whats next? buldozer with shield?

  42. The big Cheese says:

    This dozer scares me

  43. Hunter Smith says:

    Good news, free healthcare! Bad news, I'm your doctor.

  44. Fo Ren G says:

    Reminds me of Oscar Mike and Whiskey Foxtrot a bit

  45. Đöžëř Mëđìč says:

    0:57
    Medicdozer says
    JUST GET THE FUCK UP IM FIX YA!

  46. Ghtf says:

    THE SAFE WORD IS POLICE BRUTALLITY THE POLICE

  47. Poof Splix says:

    can we get a mod that changes the normal inspire lines to this?

  48. LeaAnna Sanders says:

    He so rude xd

  49. SuperTartine592 EG6 says:

    Big smoke in tha place

  50. Mill Rose says:

    Sounds like a dozer who’s just been told they’re short one medic and has to fill in for him

  51. James Lee says:

    how to revive downed swat members 101:

    scream at them to get up

  52. Mr. Reks says:

    The standard medic is more gentle, than bulldozer

  53. ImperialJapanBall says:

    Sounding like trevor from gta 5

  54. Black Iron Tarkus says:

    0:57 is 'Dose of 'GET THE FUCK UP' oughta fix ya!' if you wonder.

  55. Mingle Dingle says:

    Good News free healthcare bad news im your doctor

  56. Generic Garbage says:

    Get. The. Fuck. Up.

  57. CPF2112R gaming says:

    0:07 Results are back! Your a BITCH

  58. old great wolf sif says:

    Doctor dozer says get the fuck up he has maximum inspire haha 😂

  59. Zenxolu says:

    These quotes sound like they belong on a badass psycho in Borderlands 2

  60. Blaze says:

    Every medic in any game’s competitive scene lol. Especially tf2

  61. Terminator says:

    TWO WORDS:
    GET THE FUCK UP!

  62. Onur Celik says:

    WAKEY WAKEY LIL BABYYYYY

  63. Jack of all traders says:

    I now know who i aspire to be like in the military

  64. NONEYOUR BUISSNESS says:

    if R Lee Ermey reincarnated as a dozer

  65. sans says:

    GAMERS, RISE UP!

  66. andrew mueller says:

    This strikes me like a tank main being forced to play support so he makes sure to trash talk as much as possible

  67. draco darkness says:

    Me: * shoot an RPG against the face of a unit
    *
    Medicdozer: "Its JUST A Little Blood"
    Unit: * Stand up and continue shooting *
    Me: I AM A JOKE FOR YOU?

  68. Destroying Legends says:

    FUCK RUN DOZERS HAVE INSPIRE NOW

  69. Nikopro997 says:

    Medic cloaker

  70. LeGurdah says:

    Medic Dozer A.K.A. Medic players that snapped.

  71. Unlucky says:

    Results are back! YOUR A BITCH

  72. Qrow Bee says:

    0:20 my mom in first day of school.

  73. Definetely Not A British Spy says:

    Why the hell does he sound like Trevor from GTA V…

  74. Gandalf The White says:

    NHS after waiting 4 hours

  75. Gian Vertu says:

    "A medidozer is just a medic in a bulldozer's suit"

    They chose the wrong medics, im sure the whole squad hates them

  76. Coremanite says:

    He sounds like Steven Ogg

  77. Your Player Cat says:

    Dozer tazer

  78. Your Player Cat says:

    Diagnosis:… Your fine

  79. NightPancake 111 says:

    0:14 when your dad has to wake you up for school but you don't want to wake up

  80. Christopher Lee says:

    l have 2 words for you… 0:40

  81. Léo O Leão Rosa says:

    "Get fuck up now bitch"

    Medic 200% pistol

  82. EXCALİBUR says:

    be carefull who you call weak in very hard

  83. Jodie Kingsbury says:

    i wanna see a rap battle between the medic dozer and Doc from R6S

  84. Randy says:

    He gots a better inspire then us

  85. literalpotato says:

    Sounds like a Drill Sergeant.

  86. Zachary the hidden Talker says:

    I was waiting him to say “WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE”

  87. Liander Belonato says:

    "GET THE FUCK UP!"

  88. Reval Anims says:

    Medic: “it’s ok, soldier! You can do it!”
    Medic dozer: ”GET THE FUCK UP WHINY BITCH!”

  89. feverflowinacacoon says:

    Pretty sure that's P.J. Stoppleworth

  90. Genji Shimada says:

    i need my fucking morphine

  91. hello there says:

    Inspire ace in a nutshell

  92. GenSec ! says:

    Medic Bulldozer: GET UP
    Me (GenSec SWAT): Is he a joke to you? He is bleeding.

  93. Epicface232 Sam says:

    Sorta sounds like bile

  94. Liander Belonato says:

    Medic's Onii-Chan

  95. TimmyTimeTurtle says:

    0:41 BITCH DOWN, WE GOT A BITCH DOWN HERE

  96. literally just a ham sandwich says:

    Medic Dozer sounds so much like Trevor from GTA 5

  97. Wesley Pohlman says:

    This is my sister when she knocks me down the stairs

  98. Owll Might says:

    “Up… or I’ll kill you myself asshole”

  99. TheShortKid’sVids says:

    My fav is “Results are in… Youuuuuure A BITCH

  100. Ronin Gardiner says:

    I need my fucking morphine

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