Payday 2 – Microsoft Jacket Voice Mod
Follow me, because I said so. For f**ks sake help me out you f**king scrubs. Let’s f**king get this s**t going. Dallas. I think I might be dying. I wasted that Sam Fisher guy. Hoxton. Hey, Dallas. That shield got rekt (wrecked). I killed that fat ass piece of s**t. British guy. I am hurt. Where’s my homie Dr. Dre? Turn your speed hacks on. Thanks Homie. Break time is over, f*gg*ts Tomato. Cowboy. Step the f**k back, son. Chains. You’re a f**king f*gg*t, honestly. Yo, Dallas. Kiss the ground I walk on. Quickscoper. Follow me. Houston. Holy f**king s**t guys it’s Sam Fisher, get the f**k away from him, he will rape you. Salutations. You owe me some microsoft points. I quickscoped the hardscoper. Hardscoper. Keanu Reeves. Could I get some help over here? Kinda dying here. Stay on the ground or I will destroy you. Taser. F**k, it’s a taser. Just another day being l33t pro at this kind of s**t. Um. Prison b*tch This is better than sex with your mom lolololololololololol. Grab the b*tches; it’s time to party. Fix that f**cking problem. Try not to cry. The taser f*gg*t is here. The taser no longer has the power. Rofl. Come with me, child. Sniper got rekt. Getting real tired of your s**t. Wannabe Hoxton. Don’t get shot. You are so f**ked now. Well, f**k me. (Subtitler notes: don’t do that actually) Tear Gas. Get the f**k up. Dallas, buddy, hold some. M o t h e r f u c k e r. Stop AFK-ing you f**king scrub. Go inside, gentlemen. (T R I G G E R E D) Come with me if you want to live. Help. Dallas Jr. F**king flash bang? Getting really f**king sick of these flash bangs. Hoxton. Whoops, I mean Houston. You suck you f**king bitch. B*tch ass shield is dead. Flash. Keep to the left and you’ll get a gold star. F**king sniper. Stop jacking’ off and help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Your welcome. Kill fisher. What? What the hell do you want me to do? Give you a goddamn cookie? Clover. Hey boss. I have… a cancer Call the ghostbusters 🙁 Once again, your welcome. Seriously what the f**k? I’m not f**king fixing this s**t. Your balls are about to be blown off f*gg*ts. Stop AFK-ing a**hole First thing I’m gonna do? I’m gonna buy me a rofl copter that goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi. Come. Down. What? Who is this? If you call this number again I will get my husband to call the police Matrix die. You should really watch some YouTube tutorials. You wanna play Half-Life 3? Get up. Killed the riot shield n00b. Wick. Got it. You can eat s**t and f**king die. I got the riot shield. Need some help here pls. Hey Chains. Move your fatass f*gg*t. Fisher. Here it comes. Boy, What a day. I command you to assist me. Hands. Up. Now Hey boss. I could really use some help over here. After this, I won’t be needing johns sh**ty credit card. Send Shrek back to his swamp. Help, help, help, help, help. Hey b*tch. You gotta buy me Grand Theft Auto V now. Stay down or I’ll break your legs. Pay attention. Let’s have a party or something. Wick, stick, frick, wick. Get the f**k inside already.