Payday 2 – Microsoft Jacket Voice Mod


Follow me, because I said so. For f**ks sake help me out you f**king scrubs. Let’s f**king get this s**t going. Dallas. I think I might be dying. I wasted that Sam Fisher guy. Hoxton. Hey, Dallas. That shield got rekt (wrecked). I killed that fat ass piece of s**t. British guy. I am hurt. Where’s my homie Dr. Dre? Turn your speed hacks on. Thanks Homie. Break time is over, f*gg*ts Tomato. Cowboy. Step the f**k back, son. Chains. You’re a f**king f*gg*t, honestly. Yo, Dallas. Kiss the ground I walk on. Quickscoper. Follow me. Houston. Holy f**king s**t guys it’s Sam Fisher, get the f**k away from him, he will rape you. Salutations. You owe me some microsoft points. I quickscoped the hardscoper. Hardscoper. Keanu Reeves. Could I get some help over here? Kinda dying here. Stay on the ground or I will destroy you. Taser. F**k, it’s a taser. Just another day being l33t pro at this kind of s**t. Um. Prison b*tch This is better than sex with your mom lolololololololololol. Grab the b*tches; it’s time to party. Fix that f**cking problem. Try not to cry. The taser f*gg*t is here. The taser no longer has the power. Rofl. Come with me, child. Sniper got rekt. Getting real tired of your s**t. Wannabe Hoxton. Don’t get shot. You are so f**ked now. Well, f**k me. (Subtitler notes: don’t do that actually) Tear Gas. Get the f**k up. Dallas, buddy, hold some. M o t h e r f u c k e r. Stop AFK-ing you f**king scrub. Go inside, gentlemen. (T R I G G E R E D) Come with me if you want to live. Help. Dallas Jr. F**king flash bang? Getting really f**king sick of these flash bangs. Hoxton. Whoops, I mean Houston. You suck you f**king bitch. B*tch ass shield is dead. Flash. Keep to the left and you’ll get a gold star. F**king sniper. Stop jacking’ off and help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Your welcome. Kill fisher. What? What the hell do you want me to do? Give you a goddamn cookie? Clover. Hey boss. I have… a cancer Call the ghostbusters 🙁 Once again, your welcome. Seriously what the f**k? I’m not f**king fixing this s**t. Your balls are about to be blown off f*gg*ts. Stop AFK-ing a**hole First thing I’m gonna do? I’m gonna buy me a rofl copter that goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi. Come. Down. What? Who is this? If you call this number again I will get my husband to call the police Matrix die. You should really watch some YouTube tutorials. You wanna play Half-Life 3? Get up. Killed the riot shield n00b. Wick. Got it. You can eat s**t and f**king die. I got the riot shield. Need some help here pls. Hey Chains. Move your fatass f*gg*t. Fisher. Here it comes. Boy, What a day. I command you to assist me. Hands. Up. Now Hey boss. I could really use some help over here. After this, I won’t be needing johns sh**ty credit card. Send Shrek back to his swamp. Help, help, help, help, help. Hey b*tch. You gotta buy me Grand Theft Auto V now. Stay down or I’ll break your legs. Pay attention. Let’s have a party or something. Wick, stick, frick, wick. Get the f**k inside already.

100 comments on “Payday 2 – Microsoft Jacket Voice Mod”

  1. Stinky Nigga Broccoli says:

    who is this? if u call this number again i'll get my husband to call the police

  2. sarin says:

    accelerate you bitch

  3. sarin says:

    LEARN TO CONSERVE AMMUNITION YOU FILTHY PLEBS

  4. The Healing Juices says:

    0:44 HOLYFUCKINGSHITGUYSITSSAMFISHERGETAWAYFROMHIMHEWILLRAPEYOU

  5. FaRkT1 Stefanov says:

    2:47 my favorite

  6. Toaster says:

    british guy, i am hurt

  7. Kof fee says:

    "No Tactical Nuke For That Hardscoper"

  8. Kof fee says:

    "Get Up Or Your Not Going To The After Party" That's The Only Reason People Finished The Diamond Heist

  9. Joaquín says:

    soisoiSoisOisoisOisoisoiSoisOi

  10. Loxu says:

    link broken

  11. K4ViARG says:

    I tell ya, i'm going to buy HM2 just for this, and the game itself as well…

  12. Smashing Machine says:

    How do i install this
    I've been trying for 2 weekes and it still doesnt work

  13. Seal Stealer says:

    3:44 help help help help help

  14. StillAliwe stillAliwe says:

    "I am a helicopter. SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI"

  15. Pink Pulverizer says:

    Sometimes, he's so undescriptive; "Lucky Girl", "British Guy", etc.

  16. Claudio L. says:

    Just downloaded this today!

  17. Bombchu says:

    Who the hell is Fischer…?
    And what does he say at around 7:21

  18. gabsF uwu says:

    Matrix guy :v

  19. BonziBUDDY says:

    O P E N T H E D O O R Y O U S L O W A S S F A G G O T

  20. Hyena Jake says:

    omfl dis my fav character
    lololololololololololololololololololololol

  21. Crinale 13 says:

    "Stop masturbating and it's time to work"
    F.A.Z.E Jacket

  22. Addison Kohl says:

    0:44

  23. Brandon1629ESUHSD says:

    MICROSOFT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

  24. BulletsFTW says:

    This is wat the rape recorder should've been

  25. IMFERMO says:

    SADFACE

  26. Emo Jester says:

    6:13 Fuck Solid Snakes Cousin I assume thats a cloaker line

  27. FESTIVE GUROCK says:

    9:53 you wanna die??

  28. The Gaming Bay : Skeletor says:

    Walking youtube poop

  29. Man With Hope says:

    This reminds me of Arby n' the Chief

  30. BonziBUDDY says:

    Dr. Dregan

  31. A Vodka Bottle says:

    "HOLYFUCKINGSHITGUYSITSSAMFISHERGETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMHIMHEWILLRAPEYOU"
    I fucking cant

  32. Mr Hoovy says:

    The voice line when he call out a cloaker always made me laugh

  33. EricJrTheRed says:

    I want a fuckin pc now!!

  34. MLGscout says:

    0:44

  35. policia123352 says:

    What overkill actually had in plan back in

  36. Tim Peters says:

    “HolyfuckinshitguysitsSamFisher, getawayfrommeorhewillrapeyou.”

  37. Criminal Arts says:

    3:38 love the arby n the chief reference

  38. Don't subscribe to me says:

    "Yellow teeth" calls coxton

  39. Sean Creedon says:

    "Hoxton- whoops, I mean Houston."

  40. BlueTheBalkanMemer says:

    What's the TTS voice?

  41. Man With Hope says:

    When you have this mod, you can forget the mic

  42. giovane campione uccisore says:

    Can some one make a app from this for Android

  43. DarkDash says:

    "Thank's homie."

  44. Axel says:

    4:50 SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

  45. I inspect elemented this guy's name into faggot lol says:

    This is better than sex with your MOMMOMOMOMOMOM.

  46. smol toaster pastry says:

    best quotes:
    0:44
    22:47
    2:55
    18:14
    2:46

  47. R4AN GT says:

    22:46 i have a broken penis

  48. Suh_Snow says:

    "Black man follow the leader"

  49. Maximus4587 says:

    "The Taser no longer has the power. rofl"

  50. Toast_Hwuggless says:

    I rate 10/10 Jacketettes

  51. Doruk Durukan says:

    2:45 "First thing I'm gonna do; I'm gonna buy me a roflcopter, that goes: SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI…"

  52. Weirdo cat Guy says:

    2:55 is this hotline Miami 2 the wrong number?

  53. NightPancake 111 says:

    M o t h e r f u c k e r .

  54. The Dude says:

    The chief is back

  55. Project Javelin says:

    “Come with me child.”

  56. Vexera says:

    "ur not paying me enough for this job, go finger ur anus"

  57. Sir Quacc says:

    Microsoft jacket is a walking shitposting machine

  58. Wesley Beverdam says:

    Im really sad this isnt on console :/

  59. Norman Beige says:

    10:46 what does he say?

  60. Finnball 12 says:

    This is awesome

  61. Million RBLX says:

    2:56 You had no mother…

  62. I'm a Fish says:

    WHAT, WHO IS THIS? IF YOU CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN I WILL GET MY HUSBAND TO CALL THE POLICE!
    2:54

  63. Azazels Offline says:

    Hail Hoxton

  64. Yokko Kurama13 says:

    1:00 Stay on the ground or i'll destroy you

  65. Spicy chicken says:

    wow

  66. Stand Master: Moldy Bread says:

    you cant be a medic if your fucking dead

  67. Collin Longeill says:

    I'm just posting this here for myself

    22:46

  68. MatiPL Games says:

    10:45
    BEST

  69. Ruski Only says:

    How do I activate more voice lines? I only hear a few from stealth and a few repeating ones in loud.

  70. The Legendary Jerry says:

    7:01 Get. The fuck. Down.

  71. Vigitiser says:

    2:09 stop jacking off and come help me

  72. Dutch Van Der Linde says:

    Wheres the one with the master?

  73. Under Peg VEVO says:

    I imagine this mid really is a headache 2:46

  74. Posjdkr Psifjfn says:

    https://tetyys.com/SAPI4/
    Here’s a link to the website

  75. One Stupid Thing says:

    this is why im buying hotline miami 2 deluxe + downloading the microsoft jacket mod

  76. seal says:

    FART BOMB

  77. Fast Racer says:

    1:11 is the best one

    And 1:43

  78. Hurk Drubman Jr. says:

    Nobody:
    No one ever:
    Not a single soul:

    Jacket: HOLYFUCKINGSHITITSSAMFISHERGETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMHIMHEWILLRAPEYOU

  79. CS MEME says:

    I HAD SEX WITH UR MUM LOLOLOOOOLOOOOLOLOLOLILOLOLOLO

    I

  80. CS MEME says:

    HELLO I AM MASTER CHIEF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  81. Some Twat says:

    HOLYFUCKINGSHITGUYSITSSAMFISHERGETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMHIMHEWILLRAPEYOU

  82. Doctor Cropse says:

    How did he make those voices?

  83. Kyrie Espayos says:

    ROFL COPTER INBOUND
    SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

  84. autista comunista 777 says:

    2:55 meme voices

    22:46 meme voices

    0:44 meme voices

    2:46 meme voices

    16:43 meme voices

    0:59 battle voices

    1:40 meme

    2:30

    2:34

  85. spiderfruut says:

    swoswoswoswo 2:48

  86. Eric Barrera says:

    5:45

  87. LimeOGuy says:

    This is why I wish Payday mods are on PS4

  88. Sam Taylor says:

    Look at this stupid fukn guard

  89. Steampunk123123 says:

    "I need a medic Bag"
    Diabetus*

  90. Ruby Rose says:

    0:44
    Yep, basically

  91. Имя Фамилия says:

    I NEED THIS IN MP3 WHO CAN GIVE IT TO ME?????????????????????

  92. MR.TAZER says:

    Microsoft jacket:Dallas, I think I might be dying

  93. 6Theory says:

    "Fuck this drill and fuck you guys for not getting a new one" 17:09

  94. Freyvy Official says:

    Guard: *exists
    Jacket: look. A faggot

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