Payday 2 – PSA: Cloakers, or Police Brutality


In tonight’s news: The tragic story of a
local jewelry store that has been robbed 50 times in a row already but refuses to give
up. But first, we have received reports of police
beating innocent citizens into submission. A concerned bystander who just happened to
be carrying a high definition camera managed to film the incident. The victim’s lawyer had his client released almost instantly after the incriminating footage
appeared on the internet and led to widespread outcry and uproar in the community of well-dressed
gentleman. The victim wishes to remain anonymous and
only told us that he was “a legitimate businessman involved in the
transfer of money and valuables”. Check back later on this developing story, but first,
a message from our sponsors. Are your guards dropping like flies? Perhaps you should consider hiring our cloakers! They come fully equipped with a
suppressed Compact-5, are immune to ECM feedback, and if nobody has spotted them they will even
survive a tripmine blast on deathwish difficulty. Criminals that are foolish enough to let them
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Kickdown does not count towards bleedout counter. High-pitched noise is working as intended
and cannot be switched off, even during coffee breaks. Welcome back to our broadcast. Apparently the police has just made a counterclaim
stating that the supposed victims were actually involved in the genocidal slaughter
of multiple hundreds of policemen. However, the victim’s lawyer was quick to respond
that this was “a case of mistaken identity and
his clients were obviously wearing totally different masks”. According to the lawyer,
his clients were on their way to a local cosplay convention.
The owner of a local mask store commented that he “sells similar masks on a daily
basis and that it is impossible to know who is wearing them.” Before we continue, we
interrupt this broadcast for a short public service announcement.
Are you aware of the dangers of cloakers? Everyday they beat up innocent people, but
you can help to prevent this. Cloakers hide like cats in dark alleyways,
under cars, behind doors, and even in vents.
Regularly putting out tripmines in these places can help you catch cloakers unawares,
otherwise shooting them in the head is generally a quick solution.
Help your fellow citizens, and shoot a cloaker if you see them.
This message was brought to you by the PAC For a Saver America, and is endorsed by senator
John Henry Simmons

100 comments on “Payday 2 – PSA: Cloakers, or Police Brutality”

  1. Da Real IvanPan says:

    I do like breaking news more) They are saying truth about all public games)

  2. HP TheDallasPayday says:

    because of that I'm vote for the elephant

  3. Alexander Frost says:

    That was gold. That was pure, unadulterated gold. You've earned a new sub sir!

  4. The dragonborn says:

    Those cloakers are real in the police force

  5. LionHenry says:

    The tipp with the mine is very helpfull… 😀

  6. Spirited Away says:

    really?

  7. Lars Kruik says:

    This is great. Realy high quality please make more of this!

  8. Yogurt Gogurt says:

    These are entertaining

  9. Traumafine says:

    These guys are actually REALLY sneaky bastards.
    I didn't see my first cloaker until II-87, but by then I'd already been downed at least 10 times by 'em.

  10. Sty ffee says:

    lol nice

  11. Hollin 1 says:

    Yea but did you die?

  12. SaltedChip375 says:

    Where do I buy the cloakers?

  13. Yer casual LJ says:

    dffffuffff I get dropkicked 5 Times an day. and oh yes. you can use another way to counter a clokaer just to throw a poisonous throwable or gun him (you can do that for teammates that have been dropkicked)

  14. Amélie Stradel says:

    "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

  15. Fr0styFlyb0y Gamez says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    I have to subscribe now cuz this is funny

  16. Yogurt Gogurt says:

    He hasn't post in one year!!!

  17. Archanea says:

    you are never safe

  18. PEASHOOTER 6023 says:

    Trolled colokcers

  19. boy goo says:

    We need you back.

  20. Edmund Schmierer says:

    XD

  21. Kuba Stelmach says:

    *1 million time this year

  22. Karabo Pare says:

    loved this video 😂

  23. Karabo Pare says:

    this idea was stolen by b33croft smh

  24. Mr.Bubble says:

    Hello! My name's cloaker! I live in walls and vents and will kick you in nearly 0.13 Seconds

  25. clyax113 says:

    I love how, aside from the humor you actually present useful tips in these videos. Thank you so much for making these!

  26. salvadorcito144xD says:

    one down
    normal professional player: hm, this difficulty is easy
    savage cloaker appears
    SPEAK UP, CAN'T HEAR YOU

  27. YouTube Guest says:

    WHO FILMED ME!

  28. Siel says:

    WULULULULULU
    (Translated: GET READY TO BE FUCKED UP BIG TIME BITCH)

  29. Eternal Khajiit says:

    I love you for this format please never stop

  30. GpX_St4lk3r says:

    What is that achievement in the thumbnail

  31. David Flanagan says:

    "NOW GO IN THE CORNER AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!!!!!_

  32. Terryl says:

    This is really well made.

  33. Gamer Tom says:

    NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE.

  34. BiskviLover 3096 says:

    and then i kick down the door, screaming "BUZZERS"

  35. james Owens says:

    is the news report what bane does to make you get out of jail fully armed to kill more cops cuz it was only 2 minutes

  36. Timeward says:

    "Involved in the genocidal slaughter of hundreds of police men"
    Now we have a trophy for killing the entire population of washington DC in cops

  37. Sctiv Feconic says:

    T H E S A F E W O R D I S P O L I C E B R U T A L I T Y

  38. creeping. says:

    Cow Goes:Moo
    Cat Goes:Meow

    CLOAKER GOES :LULULULULULULUL

  39. isha boy says:

    WULULULULULULULULULULULU

  40. Salad Eater06 says:

    WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

  41. Rachel Hughes says:

    lol I didn't know Patrick Stewart was narrating PSAs.

  42. Skeptical Fan says:

    good shit.

  43. A. Theil says:

    I hate the fact that these pricks can even play dead just to fool you

  44. elmo adventures says:

    how many cloakers on one down

  45. Scatter Brain says:

    You should have added a cloaker noise getting closer to the new reporter at the end and then here him go AH GOD STOP just as the video ends.

  46. Taramafor Haikido says:

    WULULULULULULULU!

  47. Lady of the Underground says:

    That moment you're the last person up and you try to make it to the van…oh how that sound haunts me

  48. Raymond Stokes says:

    god the gameplay is so crisp and smooth I wish it could look that way on console

  49. jezuschrishthowlongarethesenamesallowed says:

    I remember first time I saw a cloaker it scared the shot out of me because I was walking around and all the sudden turn the corner and there it was inbetween the wall and door way I killed him butt right after that I hear wululululululul and that's why Jurassic Park raptors and payday cloaker are the same people

  50. TheNewUSA says:

    do more news

  51. Silent Show says:

    Bro this is soo amazing and the creativity is so amazing

  52. Pvt.Elite Pilot says:

    Fak you

  53. Murray Boy says:

    IM GONNA BEAT THE CELULITES OUT OF YOU

  54. Emily Bloodheart The Nightmare Queen says:

    BEST NEWS STORY EVER!!!😂

  55. Nucleus says:

    Theres only so many cloakers per map because the troops are too expensive.

  56. SolarisSA /Gameguy292 says:

    This video is a perfect shoutout to all those on death wish difficulty who still suffer the wrath of the cloaks stay strong guys

  57. attiume yami says:

    last one had me dying just cause of the senator hahahha

  58. oh noes says:

    NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE

  59. David Haglund says:

    Best Intro ever

  60. Luka radojičić says:

    "Warehouse firefight in progress, strange Russian radio intercepted singing Kalinka" LOOOOOOOOOOL

  61. Cloaker says:

    YOU WANTED ME BACK!SO IM BACK!

  62. Clorox Bleach says:

    I love Cloakers <3 >v<

  63. abdel-aziz s says:

    This was good

  64. Big Boye Gang says:

    THE SAFE WORD IS "POLICE BRUTALITY"

  65. Sick cunce says:

    I shined their heads with flashlight and they aren’t blind!

  66. juanpablo21934 says:

    Police what?

  67. Dani Panaite says:

    This video is just glorious

  68. CyrusX7「神龙兄弟」 says:

    The paching wululululu is rising

  69. Lacatus Dan says:

    So … by your video … cloakers are bad or good

  70. Илья Чемагин says:

    YOU ASKED FOR IT. We need to do this more often

  71. xdplayer848 says:

    cloakers are not on hard difficulty, on Xbox one

  72. Mr Bacon says:

    I got your DLC right HERE !!!

    Why don’t you go to the forms and wine like the little bitch your are – from cloakers evrey were

  73. Onii-chan is watching you says:

    I just noticed that the music at the end is the 1812 Overture.

  74. Gonk Droid says:

    Wulululululu

  75. Extro says:

    what do you mean I cant return a broken cloaker?

  76. Your Mom says:

    U forgot the one down maximum presence
    And is 10…..

  77. alphagenesis87 says:

    They kick you down even with the toughest armour….

  78. Mat says:

    yeah i see how the payday gang got their masks what a bunch of cheater helped by admins

  79. Ivete Ledur says:

    the safeword is police brutality

  80. Ameute says:

    I like how after a commercial for closers being a good thing there was a commercial for closers being a bad thing. Like when I sow a commercial for starving families then right after another one reminding families not to waste food… wait. Are families starving or being over feed? SO CONFUSED!!

  81. tr_matrixd says:

    What is psa tho??

  82. orangeapples says:

    WULULULULULULULULU

  83. Noob 11 says:

    Wuuuuuuuuuuuul

  84. Unknown says:

    Not police brutality. PO-PO BRUTALITYYYYYYY

  85. SCP FOUNDATION says:

    Ahh, the life of a cloaker, so great

  86. this boi says:

    broken cloakers cant be returned…. Damnit

  87. Crusader Of the internet says:

    1:06 what the heck did that cloaker do

  88. Im a gamer boi says:

    WTF

  89. ItzJeff says:

    We need a bbc version of this video

  90. Ганс Панцеркоте says:

    >strange russian radio

    KALIN KAMALIN KAMALIN KAMAYA

  91. Killer Slovakia says:

    Cloaker son of a bitch

  92. The Operator says:

    Can I return my clocker

  93. Kareem Killer says:

    Is any one spot a cloker do martial moves ?

  94. Sick cunce says:

    It’s still kinda fucked up that the cops would release a man who just killed a shit ton of police officers

  95. Tiffany South says:

    STOP HITTING YOURSELF

  96. Tolga daldal says:

    But still, the question remains.

    Are cloakers real or not?

  97. cutecactus1 says:

    test test

  98. Dowódca Oddziału MTF says:

    THATS POLICE BRUTALITY!

  99. Brody Miller says:

    (LOUD SCREECHING)

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