Payday 2 – PSA: How To Not Do Stupid Thing
I often look through forum and see many people do many stupid thing. Vlad tell me to help people not do stupid thing, sooo…. because
I like living, I do what Vlad tell me. Why are you throwing yourself off side of building?
You trying to kill yourself? Use vodka. You want to get down, is easy! Just walk on non-existent
ledge, to existent ledge, to ventilation thingy, and then to ground. Is like you people can’t even use ladders! Ah, pisdets! What is wrong with you! Ok. Ladders. You go down ladder like scared assed pussy, you die. Ladder is hard like that, like life. What you do, is you throw yourself at ladder. Ladder will catch you, is friend. Don’t do this with
life though, life is not friend. You standing in front of door like dumb fuck not knowing how to open? Eh? What, you forgot training area in safehouse? Ok, opening shit. You see door? Shoot. Door open. Done. But sometimes, door is strong, bullet not work. So blow up
door! Can only do if you have skill though. Everything work like this. You see icon? Mean
you can open shit, but only if bring skill. So no safecracking, no C4, and all that good
stuff without skill, da? What, silent? Ah mudak. You stand close to door and lockpick
for half an hour. Ok? Good. Otvali, are you crazy? Why are you lockpicking boxes! God invented saw for that. Hah! God invented saw for many things! But, but mostly boxes. You
use lockpick? Entire room, take you half an hour. You can rob another bank instead. But
saw! Saw kill boxes fast. If you not bring saw, forget about those deposit boxes. What? You bring one shitty electronic box to shootout? Why? You know BYOB? Bring your own bullets.
Bring good bullets, more bullets is better bullets. Or bring medkits, even got tiny bottle
of booze. Or bring first aid kits. Bring something! You can bring electronic boxes for stealth,
but who wants to not shoot things, eh. Govno! Why so slow? Did nobody teach you to walk
right? Ah, there is problem. You like rich white kid who no go to gym. Train yourself
in walking, carrying bags, throwing bags, running, all the good basic stuff. You think
police will wait for your slow ass to carry bag around? No, police will shoot you, send
you to gulag, all because you sit on couch all day and not know how to run. If you got
all that and not do stupid shit anymore, give yourself a drink. If you still do stupid shit,
give yourself bigger drink.