Payday 2 – Reservoir Dogs Heist Lines (Day 2 – Highland Mortuary)


Friends It’s Locke I know you got little incentive to trust me after Alaska But sending you there was the only credible ruse we had time for to get you out of DC People Bain used to think could be trusted were listening, and now he’s gone.. We knew something was going to happen But not when or what. keeping you in the dark was my call, not Bains’s. Never thought they would actually be able to go after him Look, I realize it’s a kakspul to hear, but you got out with the guns I left, yeah? I’m sorry about Bain We’ll deal with it, but first we have to get you out of there. Please trust me guys. I’m not bekakin ya, I promise I’ll prove it Thought you guys were stable, what the fuck happened back there?! Bain left me instructions just in case something went wrong I’ve double-checked and the warehouse meeting spot still looks quiet for the time being. Hold up there while I try to find out what’s going on The fuck is going on? Some motherfucker sold us out. Bain left me instructions just in case something went wrong I’ve double-checked and the warehouse meeting spot still looks quiet for the time being Hold up there while I try to find out what’s going on The fuck is going on? Some motherfucker sold us out. Guys I’ll try to get you an escape plan and find out what the bloody blazes is going on, yeah? The warehouse should still be safe for a quick breather Dear friends even if you don’t trust me you need to listen. ‘Cause things are about to get real heavy Not long ago Bain Got new information about this holy grail dingus he’s after. He wouldn’t tell what, something about not believing him But said others are now wanting it to the whole operation Including CRIME.NET will go to shit if we don’t get things fixed. Sure, I’m in it for the money, yeah? But I also owe Bain, and I intend to repay Aldstone says the safe house is safe again, so get back there, and I’ll be in touch. Must see to some things we’re going after the big one, and bringing back a lost soul too. Thought you guys were stable, what the fuck happened back there?! Guys I’ll try to get you an escape plan and find out what the bloody Blazes is going on, yeah? The warehouse should still be safe for a quick breather By the warehouse across the street. You’re gonna need to saw it open, though, ’cause I lost the key in a commotion There’s one in the back, could be, but my gut says it ain’t these guys. The bag of diamonds is in one of those storage units Hey, I just got word Cabot’s got a guy coming to pick us up, but you guys better split before he gets here. He ain’t too Happy right, now. Not bad even after all the other shit that’s gone down today You’ve got to open up those storage units friends. There’s the bag get it to mr. Blond, yeah? Get to twitch. He’s in the parking lot. Do you know if Mr. Pink was captured? You need to pick up the pace. Get that bag to mr. Blonde So what’s it like in DC, huh? All those scumbag politicians on the payroll keep the cops off your asses? Get your thumbs out of your asses and come and get me! Not to worry, friends. I’ve gotten in touch with twitch he’s not too far out and we’ll come get you Great, at least this Fiasco wasn’t a total loss. you guys like Sinatra? Listen to him after a job, great cooldown. Except when it goes bad then listen Elvis, ‘Cause only Elvis can fix that shit So, guys you might be wondering what happened to our loot Well I had to ditch the car, but I managed to hide some of it in a storage unit nearby Hurry back to the warehouse with those diamonds, friends. Get those stones to mr. Blonde. You need to find the right storage unit. So here’s some good news and some bad news Bad news is my car died. Good news is that I had time to grab some diamonds from the trunk. There are a storage unit nearby I wonder hat happened to mr. Pink. How about the parking lot. Won’t crack open without a saw though, There’s one of those around here somewhere Get you the pokey and meet up with twitch, guys. So I just heard from the boss, he’s on his way here to get us, but he’s pretty pissed So you guys might want to bail before he gets here. This betrayal shit almost makes me want to go back to prison I’ll take this guy to the back while you see to the cops. You deal with that. I’ll take care of our little boy here Come on man! Either get me or send a cab! There, Now get out, and crack that thing open. Good. Now, go get those stones guys. Get him to fall back and join up with twitch. I wear I was being followed for a while, and not by cops either! So here’s the thing, my car died, but I managed to haul away some diamonds. stashed them in the nearby storage unit So here some good news and some bad news Bad news is my car died. Good news is that I had time to grab some diamonds from the trunk, They’re in astorage unit nearby. Jesus * goddamn Christ that took long I think that burger I had for lunch isn’t sitting right Ain’t never seen a job this screwed. This payday gang Cabot brought in, we sure this is an AMS? Wish I were at a burger joint with my girl right now So here’s the thing my car died, but I managed to haul away some diamonds. Stashed them in a nearby storage unit You had one chance and you blew it Say bye-bye little cop God, they’re right on top of me, people! I can’t fucking hold on much longer! Come on, friends. Saw those units open Bain’s always been a stand-up guy from what I’ve heard. I hope you get it sorted Man, I could really use a beer Friends, I know you still don’t trust me, but we’ll talk more once you’re away from the cops, yeah? Find the saw, guys. not bad even after all the other shit That’s gone down today. * are just outside, be ready for anything, yeah? Okay, donut boy. I’m gonna take this off and you’re gonna talk, capiche?
Who set us up Jumping fucking jesus, guys! I’m gonna get creamed! Swell. These will make Cabot happy after all this is done. More cops are coming soon. Blonde needs that bag. Cabot’s gonna have to fucking pay extra for this shit. Sounds like he’s not too far away, yeah? Go get him. Feeling good there donut boy? Get to that storage unit, yeah? What’s taking so long, goddamn it?! Twitch is coming to the side alley. Shit, man. I’m dying out here! Would you do stuff for a hot dog?! well best of luck with your boss and all guys. There you go, better get those stones to mr. Blond his boss will be able to move them. Hurry, man! My ass is gonna be grass like if the cops had lawnmowers! Hey, I just got word Cabot’s got a guy coming to pick us up, but you guys better split before he gets here, he ain’t too happy right now *. that saw’s gotta be around there somewhere. Diamond jobs always turn into a fucking bloodbaths Heard they had to scrape a guy off the floor once with a shovel cuz all the dried blood. Exciting stuff this betrayal business You guys get it a lot? I don’t think you’re being honest little pig. Maybe I’ll just cop ya Friends I’m still trying to sort this, hang in there. hey guys it’s been, uh, interesting Nah. These guys seem on the open up. yeah sure. Well, friends. At least something good can come of this Go find that saw. Hurry, friends, get that storage unit open It’s way out there behind the parking lot the door the unit’s pretty sick, and I don’t have a key We’ll need to cut it open. There should be a saw around here somewhere Jesus Christ, guys! Come get me before the cops do, huh? I’m at the fall back! Right, friends. Looks like you’re not welcome there any longer. Twitch is inbound. He’ll be there soon. Diamonds are just bad luck man. So I just heard from the boss He’s on his way here to get us But he’s pretty pissed So you guys might want to bail before he gets here. look for Twitch in the alley. See if you can get some information from him, while I work on finding you a way out, yeah? Don’t forget to pick up that saw This is some fucked up shit you got us into, who is this guy Locke anyway? Someone please tell me if we got anything worth a damn out of that place! Once you’re out of there, we can talk some more about what’s going on. It’s gonna get rough I suspect. Fuck! Guys! Come get me in the parking lot! Bain said it could happen, but I didn’t believe him Good thing I got you out of Washington, eh? The boss just called he’s pissed We got a guy coming to get us, but you should probably bail I’ll make sure you get your cut. Might be good to at least get some extra funding out of this so go find that saw, yeah? That’s it. Now, you just gotta get those pretty rocks. Yeah? hurry up, goddamn it! The fuck took so long man?! Hey, look, they don’t tell me anything, man. The goddamn fuck is taking so long?! I’m bleeding here! Mr. Blonde’s boss will be able to sell those stones quicker than me, so get the *, yeah? hey! Anyone hear me?! What the goddamn fuck is going on?! I’m coming in hot… Took a cap in the side. It’s way out there behind the parking lot the door the unit’s pretty thick and I don’t have a key We’ll need to cut it open. There should be a saw around here somewhere. Someone better fucking explain this shit to me Heads up friends. You’ve got the bunch of * incoming. Mr Blonde, you look after that * while the boys take care of the others. Swell these will make Cabot happy after all this is done Some weird shit happening on this job, man. Hey guys it’s been, uh, interesting. Bloody * found you already! Mr. Blonde take that * in the back and the gang will take care of the other kerels. Can’t believe they managed to pull it off. Never really thought Bain could be that vulnerable Great. At least, this fiasco wasn’t a total loss. Hey. Thanks for the rescue guys best of luck to you Don’t forget those stones get them to Blonde. cover the doors, coppers are there. please man. I’m just a rookie. Why don’t we play with our little squeaky toy here while we wait Okay, friends. I’ve got twitch standing by to come get you. Let me give him the go-ahead hang on for a bit, yeah? So guys. You might be wondering what happened to our loot. Well I had to ditch the car, but I managed to hide some of it the storage unit nearby Fucking piece of shit car! I need a hand out here, guys?! If you’re not gonna talk, I’m just gonna go ahead and shoot you. The boss just called in he’s pissed, we got a guy coming to get us But you should probably bail. I’ll make sure you get you cut. All by the parking lot, won’t crack open without a saw though There’s one of those around here somewhere Hey, thanks for the rescue guys best of luck to ya. Remember the old days when heists didn’t need computers? Back, then you knew who to trust! Watch the entrances friends have you heard from mr. Pink? Now why don’t I believe you? Maybe I should just plug this guy. Hey man, I’m just following orders I don’t know nothing. And here I was being all polite What say I feed you some lead? Fuck this shit man! Still trying to follow up on all the threads, try to keep focus. Jesus Christ guys come get me before the cops do huh!? I’m at the fall back! Right now I wish I was some other guy on some other job. All right, we’ll probably need every little bit of cash after this, and my stash of emergency * was confiscated by Interpol, so, go find that saw, yeah? Twitch is coming in from the back lot. Coppers incoming everyone They found you faster than I thought, take care of them this mr. Blonde doesn’t appear too keen on getting those stones himself hey, fuckers! I got cops on my ass! I’m hit! … What the fuck was that back there?! Hey! I’m here! Outside not far from the street! Piece of shit car! Goddamn cops knew we were gonna be there. Too many of them for a simple diamond job! Civies, too So what do you really know about these payday guys? Can’t imagine this shit is our fault. Not a lot of tme here, friends. Get that unit open. Fucking piece of shit car! Need a hand out here, guys! Okay friends. * out and rescue mr. Pink, right? If your guy Locke doesn’t come through Cabot will sort it out. Right, friends. Better go out and get mr. Pink, yeah? Where the fuck are you guys?! How the hell did the know we were coming? I’m coming to the warehouse. Well best of luck with your boss and all guys The fuck happened back there No way The cops knew we were there that fast! By the warehouse across the street You’re gonna need to saw it open though, because I lost the key in the commotion There’s one in the back Where the fuck am I?! I see… Storage units! Guys, I’m real close! Fuck! guys, come get me in the parking lot Where the fuck am I?! I see storage units guys. I’m real close! Come on man, I don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s never good to lose your boss. I hope you guys get it sorted You need to find that saw, friends. If we get out of this one, I might just leave this fucking town

9 comments on “Payday 2 – Reservoir Dogs Heist Lines (Day 2 – Highland Mortuary)”

  1. Pato Juegos y mas says:

    So…

    Locke saved us…

    Well

  2. KQ says:

    Locke is the real hero all along. God bless that beautiful, South African bastard.

  3. DrScaphandre says:

    I'm so glad Locke was actually on our side all along, and the Alaskan Deal was Bain's plan. Locke is too much of a loved character to just betray us for no reason. I also liked having him take over Bain's role too announcing assault waves.

  4. Lone Wanderer says:

    Welp, I guess I can't sing that song from Spitting Image anymore. Oh well.

  5. Pingu7565 says:

    Thanks for upload this 😀

  6. LowTec says:

    "You guys were stable back there, What the fuck happened back there? "

  7. Hoxtilicious says:

    Subtitles added thanks to FatStinkySlinky. Show him all the love, not me.

  8. Crinale 13 says:

    Locke did nothing wrong

  9. ch1lly says:

    Does this include the voicelines where the gang asks for Bain when they get to the van?

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