Payday Truck Simulator
Alright, let’s do this. Damn, that’s the alarm. Get ready for action. Police are closing in. They’re here in 20 seconds. We’re easy targets. This place is no good.
We gotta get out. Alright guys, the van is coming in to get
you out. The escape vehicle will be there in 10 minutes. Copy that.
As fast as I can! Moving out! Good evening. This is your GPS speaking. You
are currently in Berlin, Germany, and you wish to go to Washington, DC. This is going
to be, very, difficult. Turn right, in 20 meters You hear that shit? Goddamn janky ass PC. Aaah, this is taking too long, goddamnit. The escape will be there in 9 minutes. Any second now! Don’t be a dumb shit, stay put. Gogogo! Stealthy as hell, impressive. Continue straight ahead for the next six thousand
kilomet—BEEP BEEP. You hear that, I fucking hate technology.
Computer needs fixing. Cops! This place is filled with them!
The escape will be there in 6 minutes. For fuck’s sake, I’ve had about enough
of you already. Ok gang, we can still get away. Van, when
you’re ready. You’re on the clock guys. Keep going, this is great. I keep hearing things. Man, I need to get
more sleep. A little sleepy but otherwise good. Mostly
good. I need a nap, I’ll be honest with you. Nonono! Keep going! Somebody! Anybody!
Your drive will be there in about 5 minutes. You’re pushing it! Totally fell asleep there. Come on guys, go!
Just relax everybody, we got the situation normalized. Just kick back, enjoy the ride. Wooohoo! Keep going!
You really think moving is such a good idea right now? Do whatever it takes! I know what I’m doing.
Come on, come on! At least in the nick I didn’t have Bain
yapping in my ear like a little needy dog. Get the drill my arse. We gotta move to a more strategic position. Hold on!
Yeah this is it. Go faster time. Turn right at the next…you have arrived
at your destination. Don’t go being tricky, Chains hates tricky.
Go left. Wrong way! Wrong way! Not this way!
Haha, I bet today didn’t turn out quite as you expected eh.
Don’t make me do some stupid shit, which I am prone to do, when you do stupid shit.
Hurry! Gogogo! And shut the fuck up! Oh I almost feel sorry for them. Going about their day and then BAM! The van will be there in 30 seconds, get ready. ….donacdum. Stay out the way ya pillock! Got a fucking death wish? Here’s a fun fact about Hoxton. Hoxton can sit for hours just cleaning and polishing
his… Keep losing your signal. Hang on a bit. Just
gonna try something. [breaking stuff] All good here. Nothing the least bit strange. Somebody, help Houston. Dunno what Bain was thinking, but we’re
making a detour. I’ve got something in mind. No stress man. Bollocks to the safe house. We’re going somewhere else. Trust me. [ ♪ Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves ♪ ] [ ♪ Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. ♪ ]