RT Life – Let’s Play Live Busch Gardens Adventure
Gavin: We’re at Busch Gardens. Gavin: I know you didn’t ask me but I decided to… let you know. Fan: Oh, hi! Jack: Nice shirt! Bethany: She’s so scared! Cameraperson: You’re going to be alright, you’re going to be alright Bethany: I mean you might die but that’s OK. Cameraperson: Bye! Cameraperson: How was it? Bethamy: That was so fun! I think we all felt something wet. I think someone spit. Jack: That was so good! That was so good! Jeremy: I was at the top of the thing going, ‘FOR GOD’S SAKE!’ Cameraperson: Did you like it? Did you like it? Elyse: That was pretty awesome. Bethany: I think they’re having an orgy. Bruce: Oh, oh yeah they are! Meerkat ménage! Bruce: Look at them! They’re fighting it out! They’re fightin’! Bethany: They want to have sex! Bruce: How do you know they WANT to have sex? Bethany: They do. Michael: They’re cleaning each other! Now they’re biting each other. Bruce: Weird. Bethany: Now we can have sex. Worker: Do you guys want a peanut or a cheese before we get started? Jack: Sorry? Worker: A peanut or a cheese. Gavin: We just get one? Jack: I guess a cheese. Cameraperson: You’re already a winner! Jack: Good luck, Gavin. Gavin: Alright. Cameraperson: You have so many left. So many left. Gavin: Let me know when I nail it. Michael: That thing has been taking kids’ money for a hundred years. Gavin: I personally have been rinsed for at least 60 quid in my life over that bullsh- *BELL RINGS* Bethany: Noooo! Jack: Oh God! Oh what have you done?! Cameraperson: What did you pick, Lindsay? Lindsay: Ooh, I’ll take the neon! Bright and fun! Cameraperson: Good choice, good choice. I like it. Michael: Holy shit is it hot and humid in Tampa. Michael: 1 PM, haven’t eaten. Didn’t have anything to drink. I’m sick. Michael: So in the most pathetic fashion ever, I had to lay down and call for a medic and be escorted in a wheelchair. Michael: To the medical center while my pregnant wife walked next to me as the medic pushed me in a wheelchair. Michael: So now here I am taking my nap. I’m apparently an 89 year old man. James: You missed a couple of real fuckers of rides. This one goes straight goddamn… Jeremy: Hey! I got another shot of jäger. Jeremy: Hey, here’s to Busch Gardens, everyone! Jack: To Michael’s memory. Jeremy: To the memory of Michael Jones. May he… may he rest in peace. Jack: It was fun. Thank you, Florida!