Squirrely Dan’s Relationship


You’re huckin’ the ball around with your pals
the other day. Say, uh, whats the deal with your sweetie there,
Squirrely Dan? I took her out last night. Where to? Outs to the chip truck. Fries and gravy? I had mine with gravy. She had hers with salts and malts vinegar. Y’know that salt and malt vinegar is not a
traditional way to dress your french fries in the United States? The fuck is wrong with them? Like malt vinegar is not a staple condiment
on table tops in restaurants in the United States. Fuck, figure it out. S’what I say, I said figure it out. Yeah. No vinegars on the tables,
no Krafts peanut butters. Figure it out.
-Fuckin’ figure it out. Better not forget those fuckin’
all dressed chips. No ketchup chips neither. Figure it out. Somebody really oughta write a letter. They do got six different types of Cap’n Crunch
thoughs. How do you know that? Saw a comedian talks about it on the Just
for Rears can’t remember his name though. Good guy though? Little long-winded for my taste but yeah,
pretty good guy. Well glad to hear he’s a good guy at least. They have running water down there? Anywho. The evening went so well that uh we gots to
a little bits of the foolin arounds. Did you french her? Kinda outta line there, Dary. Did you go up her shirt? Now you’re really outta line, Dary. We did french, that much I will reveal. Well you’re willing to reveal that much you
might as well just tell us if you went up her shirt. It’s impolite to kiss and tell, Dary. I don’t like to kiss and tell, but, the frenchin’s tooks a hard left turn
from which I have yets to recover. Dywannaknowwhat. I’m not asking you to kiss
and tell, that’s impolite, but, I’m kinda curious. Yeah, Dan, kiss and tell. Well I’m sure you boys have had a couple curve
balls thrown your ways betwixt the sheets. Well, not to be impolite but you know sometimes
a gal will be kissin’ around on like the area near your genitals but not quite on your genitals? Makes me ticklish and insecure. You know not to be impolite, but, sometimes
a gal will do some kissin’ on the ears which makes me uncomfortable because even though
I clean my ears sometimes a tater’ll just roll out of there unexpected. I kinda likes both those things. That’s why you’re called Squirrely Dan. Yeah, reason fuckin’ five million. Well, nots to be impolite but, this gal suggested
that maybe I should have some attentions paid to my buttshole. That ever… That ever happen to you guys? You ever have a gal suggest that you need
some attentions paid to your buttsholes? I’ll takes that as a hard no, I guess. She put a couple fingers up there and turns
out you got an erogenous zone up there, found the hot button and gaves it a tickle and uh yeah…
feels uh… It feels pretty good you guys ok. Top fly
-I really liked it. Felt-felt very natural. Nice. That’s how you get the body in front of it. They call it milking the prostate. Well it’s impolite to kiss and tell.

100 comments on “Squirrely Dan’s Relationship”

  1. Rekklin TheShadow says:

    Nice

  2. crzy J says:

    Not to be impolite hahaha

  3. Jesse Langlois says:

    Whoever says malt vinegar doesn't go on fries can fight me

  4. Doug Sholly says:

    For a while now, I've been catching clips of this show and I absolutely love it. I just learned it was on Hulu and I just binge watched the whole thing. This is one of the best shows I've seen in a long time. It is crude, but in the absolute most intelligent manner. The dialog is just brilliant.

  5. Fat Head says:

    Omg. I fucking can't. I'm about to piss myself from laughing so hard.

  6. Distance Yourself says:

    Going over this whole scene in my head all day and everytime I do I giggle like a child. I'm 10 ply

  7. DMC Bigfoot says:

    Canadians crack me up

  8. Scott G says:

    “Pop fly” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  9. Kate Baldwin says:

    This clip got me interested in the show. I can't get enough of it! Love from Maine, USA!

  10. McKenzie Bonadonna says:

    I think I laughed harder at this scene than I have from any other show ever. The tater killed me.

  11. Some Body says:

    I hate the fact that my girlfriend doesn’t understand the comedy of this show.

  12. NW3D says:

    CanaDUH

  13. dj johnson says:

    Not to be impolites but sometimes you gotta pay attention to the ol buttshole.

  14. Messi Jessi says:

    "Give it a little tickle…"

  15. AttilatheThrilla says:

    Felt……. Felt very natural…..

  16. Dom Polo says:

    Ok pause we do have malt vinegar and ketchup at all pubs, bars, and restaurant worth their salt (vinegar upon request) especially if the place serves fish 🤠

  17. strawberrykicker2 says:

    The call it milking the prostate

  18. Gavin Lynch says:

    “To urs butts holes”

  19. Michael Cross says:

    Figur it oooot

  20. Captain Ali says:

    The most Canadian conversation ever 😂

  21. paul elliott says:

    I'll take that as a hard no
    Genius and very very funny – when Squirrely is talking fingers and prostate and they switch to throw to each other, class
    It's impolite to kiss and tell

  22. Marc 9663 says:

    Fucking figure out

  23. YEE CHRAVIS says:

    He said feels pretty good really loud

  24. james bharnocerous says:

    "They have running water down there?"

  25. babyfacefister says:

    It feels pretty good! You guys!

  26. Carl Addington says:

    Darry throws like a girl.

  27. Tom Kubelus says:

    I've seen people put vinegar on fries my entire life

  28. Payden Donaldson says:

    sooo that was a hard noooo lol

  29. Joshua Fix says:

    What about degens that are gay?

  30. simon pulis says:

    omg….i almost lost my shit

  31. asonunique419 says:

    Fuckin kills me the way Wayne throws the ball the one time LMFAO

  32. MPLS623 says:

    FUCK I love this show!

  33. BrAD Strayer says:

    So squirly dan got some butt loving. Awesome.

  34. Beep Boop YEET says:

    The way he says “Other Day” is funny,

  35. jayce hardgrave says:

    I have not ever seen this show but it is funny as hell

  36. Steveo3420 says:

    Caught this show for the first time last night. This was the second scene I ever watched. I'm a fan now 🤘 the comedic timing and delivery. Not something I expected out of a low budget Canadian tv show and I'm impressed. They figured er oot.

  37. Howard Treesong says:

    When people are squeamish about the peep parts, go into as much excruciating detail as you can.

  38. Milky Joe says:

    Figuridoawt

  39. Ben Rodgers says:

    Has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  40. jammar521 says:

    I love how they cut him out of the toss

  41. Tony Ward says:

    There's a place in Ireland called letterkenny.. And thus is.. Somehow accurate?

  42. rapturekevin says:

    Them Americans dont keep vinager on the table but they got six typs of Capain Crunch. Lol

  43. kylesteinhauser says:

    Figure it out.

  44. MrAceman24 says:

    My favorite episode by far!

  45. Christian Mino says:

    "They call it milking the prostate"

  46. Brandon Miller says:

    To be fairrrrr, in the United States, specifically the Midwest, vinegar is a common way to dress fries at fairs, and other such events

  47. Anthony Ayala says:

    Lmaooooo you go squirrely dan lol

  48. Greg says:

    I had no idea this was a hulu original. Time to start binging

  49. Jisha Tinkle says:

    No matter how many times I watch this, I always laugh at Dan saying “attentions payed…to my butts hole!”

  50. Chris Masse says:

    “Nice, that’s how you get the body in front of it” gets me every time

  51. Bryce F says:

    I don't understand this show

  52. Nate Great says:

    I've never seen this show but now i have too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👈👈👈

  53. Alfareon says:

    Still the best cold open. Starts so innocently

  54. schnekm483bk Ken says:

    Just another "NEW' day!

  55. SHIELD says:

    Hahaha what the fuck

  56. SHIELD says:

    Well lesson learned though, don’t kiss and tell or things get real weird

  57. Inked Up Sailor says:

    New Englanders DEFINITELY have malt vinegar on the table, and we use it… a lot.

  58. S S says:

    "You've got a lot of responsibilities if you're Gary"

  59. Stevo935 says:

    Favourite scene so far. Good execution!

  60. Double Daryll says:

    Fuck this place. I'm goin to Canada

  61. Koothak says:

    This is a "Who's on First." level bit. Love it!

  62. Benjamin Troyer says:

    When he said I kinda likes both those things is when stuff went wrong😂😂🤣🤣

  63. Jocalopse says:

    Just pour rires…….fucking hell Squirrely Dan

  64. Charles Cooper says:

    Oh my God to dam funny

  65. SuckMyRidges says:

    IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD. YOU GUYS. 😂😂😂

  66. druidboy76 says:

    It felt very natural.

  67. Stephanie Marie says:

    Epic.

  68. Matt Michel says:

    prostate orgasms. if straight guys would have one in college, the world would be a different place

  69. Ra Souldier says:

    figured eoat.

  70. Perrin Dudeck says:

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  71. Watson Delmick says:

    Dont ya hate when that happens

  72. Willy says:

    Hahahaha I just noticed @2:40 Wayne covers his butt

  73. Toughnut says:

    Okay this is seriously funny.

  74. Coolyards says:

    I'm Canadian, my Family includes folks in Sudbury, AND, I can't stop laughing at these guys/……………

  75. Mistah J says:

    This shit is funny!

  76. Eric Ritchie says:

    This scene will live forever.

  77. Mark Henderson says:

    We do have all dressed chips now.

  78. Zerachiel says:

    "NO HOMO!" God said, as he put the male G-spot up their ass.

  79. dkchen says:

    Its impolite to kiss and tell loL … they totally regret talking about it now.

  80. Puksin Dheep says:

    “Nice, that’s how you get your body in front of it.” 😂😂

  81. Whateverfits says:

    We down here in the USA have imported both Ketchup and All Dressed chips. I love All Dressed chips thank you Canada.

  82. Monkey_On_Drugs says:

    Is this video or channel supposed to be humorous?

  83. Michael Altbaum says:

    Yea reason fuckin 5 million. LMFAO

  84. Mike Kennedy says:

    vinegar IS a condiment on the table (for putting on your fries) in New England

  85. Michael Conway says:

    Didnt realize until recently that K. Trevor Wilson was the comedian who talked about the different kinds of Cap'n Crunch

  86. CaptBackwards says:

    Its even funnier for me because I had a group of friends that I hang around in middle/high school.

    We had talks like this during the school day,

    My one friend revealed to the others that he really like leather and rough stuff

    JD on the other hand.

    It's impolite to kiss and tell

  87. justinrill says:

    the underhand windup got me

  88. gearzdesign says:

    The dialogue and writing in this sketch is great, I guess I'll have to watch the series now.

  89. Agent Ham says:

    0:45 Lies! The comedian said there are 4 types of Cap'n.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arYi03bQ0FY

  90. Milky SpongeCake says:

    Wait is that K. Trevor Wilson? Am I just barely seeing this?

  91. aztecfighter5 says:

    I fucking love this show

  92. Aaron Johnson says:

    I saw this clip before I saw the video of K Trevor Wilson (Squirrely Dan) doing the joke about the 6 different kinds of Cap'n Crunch. It's much funnier now that I get the reference.

  93. CDangles says:

    This is my favorite scene in the entire series. Solid. Gold.

  94. Christina Olson says:

    We gots ketchup chips in Northern Michigan😉

  95. Alex Sweeney says:

    Hold the F up…squirrelly dan is referencing his own stand up about captain crunch

  96. James A says:

    Not to be impolite but… Canadians are fuckin dense.

  97. Mike25z says:

    I really liked it!

  98. Jonny Dee says:

    he ain't wrong

  99. Capnbuknutz says:

    Darryl: That why you're called 'Squirrely Dan'.
    Wayne: Ya, reason fuckin' five million.
    Genius level comedy…

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