TSP’s If Month-End Was A Person


– Cheers.
– Cheers. You can order something else,
if you want to. – Let me check.
– Yes. One French sparkling sewage water. Two ‘ostrich do pyaaza’. One baby corn soup of real babies. – Of course they’re not real babies.
– Yes. What are you doing here? Who is this, Rishi? – This is…
– I’m his month-end, madam. And your month-end is here so soon? Rishi, today is just the 18th. – Listen, just listen to me…
– Eww! Just… Poor guy! – She turned out to betray you, man.
– Shut up, dude. – Traitor…
– He got me screwed. Did you have to come now? – Hey!
– What is it? No, well, I was just wanting to ask you
why you haven’t clean the bathroom? The seat is dirty, the exhaust isn’t working
’cause of the spider webs. Just like in Sanju movie
the pot is overflowing. I’ve been telling you for the past 10 days
to get a toilet cleaner, brush, vim and a broom. Did you get them? If I ask you in the morning you tell me
you’ll get it in the evening but beer ends up being bought
in the evenings. Even this fellow is here now. Which means you’re not going to get
anything till the 1st. Why do you stay so busy, sir? You don’t even have a girlfriend. That’s why this guy
is in this state. – Yeah?
– Yeah, he spends all his money on her. He just went on a date yesterday. Really? You started gossiping
the second you got a chance to? It’s the truth. Miss, can you at least
get me a cup of tea? Tea? The milk in the fridge has turned
into paneer in the past week. Get me some spices
and I’ll cook it for you. He wantes tea… Then what happened? Don’t ask me!
He embarrassed me! All the gold diggers in the world
are only after this man. What are you giving Sneha tomorrow? The same thing, a last warning for coming.
late and a ‘have a good day’ note. – It’s her birthday tomorrow.
– What? She’s been texting on the group for the
past week about what gifts she’d like. Your gift must be special – ’cause you guys are close and everything.
– Yeah, man! You know, she’s been keeping
me in CC for every email now. Oh shit!
Bro, she’s expecting something big! An engagement ring? Idiot! A big surprise… Like a small surprise party. I’ll think about something, man. – By the way, are you going for the office trip?
– Absolutely. – Are you not coming?
– No, man. I went last time and neither did Sneha
come nor did I have fun. Her pet snake bit her dad
the last time. She was sucking the poison off. That’s why she couldn’t come.
She’ll come for sure this here. Sunny, why don’t snakes like
that bite us? We’re not that lucky, man. I really feel like going for the office
trip with Sneha. But this curse is sitting
on my head. Oh okay, bro, I a solution for him. – What?
– Listen… Good you didn’t go to office again You’d have simply wasted money
on gifts. Hello, sir. Good morning, sir.
Hi, sir. So how was your breakfast, sir? – Get to the point, will you?
– Sir, I need to take the day off. I seem to have caught
a stomach bug. Really? I was just about to call you and tell the
same thing that please don’t come to office today. You need to go to Bangalore tomorrow
for a meeting, so book your tickets soon. Sir, if the company could book
my tickets, it would be easier. The thing is it’s
end of the month for me. And during the end of the month,
I won’t say I’m broke but I’m going through
a financial strain. Let me see. – Is it possible?
– Are you insane? Rishi, even the company is going through
the end of the month. I’m not bankrupt but
the company is a little unstable. That’s okay, get the tickets yourself and don’t worry.
You’ll Ger reimbursed when you’re back. Absolutely! I swear by God. Sir, but how can I go
if I’m not well tomorrow? – Sir…
– Okay, bye! He hung up, man. I’ve arranged all your food. The right has all the things of you can eat of. The
left has all the things which are already expired. 27, 32, 34, 36… Just look and see
if there’s something in the pocket. You sit down. The maid must’ve come
for her salary. Rishi, get the rent.
Oh, you? How bad is Rishi’s state? Uncle, I’m the one that’s in
a bad state, you get it? I mean, I have to keep going up and down.
Just install an elevator, will you? This is the ground floor though. I come to Rishi’s place just in the last
week of the month. There are interns who live in the first
floor, little kids. I go to their place on the 2nd itself. – Is that your wife?
– No, that’s my savings. I have her for 20 years! You go, sit in the car
and turn the AC on. – Where is Rishi though?
– Yeah, Rishi! Rishi! Rishi!
Rishi? Mr. Mehta is here to ask for rent. Uncle, could you wait for a bit? Of course, I will! There’s no problem
in waiting for 5-10 minutes. I’ll sit down for some tea
and take the rent later and leave. I’ll just be back. – So, are you married?
– Yeah, I have two kids his age. – Are you married?
– No, my parents are trying to set me up. – Who is she?
– I’ve been hiding her from your sick eyes! – She’s my saving.
– We’ve been together since he got his job. So this is what you’ve been
brewing secretly? We’re also going on our Euro trip
next month. – Isn’t it great?
– No! We’re not going to Europe. What do you mean we’re not? We’ve been preparing
for the past two months, Rishi. When we have to go;
which hotel we should stay at; – which cuisine to eat and now you’re cancel…
– Babes. It’s not you, it’s me. I’m really sorry. Our love has just been increasing 7%
every month. – What happened suddenly?
– I know! I’ve always prioritized myself
and never thought of you. Whatever you have texted me till now I’ve never paid attention to them
or even checked them. When I’m with my friends
chilling and having fun, I don’t even think of you.
I feel like a villain. I just don’t deserve you, man. Okay. See you again,
if you get your appraisal. Uncle, I’ve lovingly taken care of her. – Take her away.
– Come on! – Bye, go ahead.
– Come one! I’ll continue to take care of her. Uncle, how much rent
do I owe you? – 20 K.
– I’m just waiting for an OTP. You might’ve got your rent. – Please check has it come?
– Yeah. – Yes’ it’s come.
– Okay then, bye. Thank you. Nice, go. – I’m really sorry. If the timing…
– Look here. So much money?
2 days before you get salary… – Did you take a loan?
– Are you insane! I’ll get screwed if I take money
from the bank for small expenses. I didn’t take a loan. I took a loan pass
from ET money. Look, I even got a limit
to 1,00, 000. Now I don’t have to struggle
for a little cash. I just have to transfer money
from Sammy’s new app ma. Really?
How do you plan or returning the money Repayments are super easy. I can either pay it off at one time
or I can chose the EMI option. – My wish.
– That’s great then. I’ll come sooner next month. Even the interest for a lakh
must be high, right, son? No, son. I just used 20,000
for the rent. So even my interest will be for 20K.
Interest on what we use. – Who gave you this idea?
– Sunny near tea vendor. Sunny! Sunny! Get away now. – Go, go, go ahead.
– Yeah yeah, I’m leaving. Rich men don’t have a heart,
the trainees upstairs are big-hearted. – Take care…
– Yeah fine… Get out! Thank you so much for coming. Last time when you didn’t come
for the trip, I was… – The last time…
– You were sucking out poison. – Yeah…
– Yeah, I know, I know. Tell me something, if I want
to get bitten by your snake. How do I get it to bite me? Come on with me.

100 comments on “TSP’s If Month-End Was A Person”

  1. The Screen Patti says:

    What month end problems do you have? Let us know!

  2. North 7 says:

    What a beautiful saving. 😄

  3. AATISH SHARMA says:

    Good stayr and good meaasge

  4. Ride Oxide says:

    Awesome content!!!

  5. Ankur Deshmukh says:

    10 rs adrak mey kitne cup chai ban jaati hali lol 😂😂

  6. Hiteshwar Mehla says:

    Did anyone noticed the Breaking Bad reference, or is it only me? 😅

  7. Ajay Pawar says:

    what an idea……👌👌👌👌😂😂

  8. Naveen Mehndiratta says:

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  9. Sourabh Meena says:

    Bhai one word ans gand fat jati h…😂

  10. Tani K says:

    Awesome episode

  11. Din karn says:

    Har kahani ka sirf ek hero hota hai ….. writter.
    Es script ko likhne wale ko…..❤
    It's my 1st comment on YouTube really. ..❤

  12. John Zaidi says:

    love you both from Pakistan

  13. Dilli Speaker says:

    Bhai mujhe ye TSP series join karna hai kaise join kare koi idea batao bhai log

  14. War Machine says:

    the entry of chhote was faadu 🤣🤣🤣

  15. Navi sa says:

    Laachar 😂😆

  16. Hemant Sharma says:

    Good video.

  17. Harsh Dembla says:

    1:45 Kabir Singh 😂😂

  18. Abhishek Solanki says:

    Must tha

  19. DISCOVER WORLD says:

    Guys you are awesome same situation with me

  20. Adarsh Dhaka says:

    Ladki ki acting superbbb

  21. Navneet Singh says:

    Seriously mast h yr

  22. rajesh gangwal says:

    Zabardast

  23. Devils Workshop says:

    Itni beautiful savings 😍😍😍

  24. prashant dutta says:

    Quite innovative and Commercial video

  25. nitin thakur says:

    Meri na day na week or na hi month end aya kabhi bhi or ye bahut dukhat anubhav he

  26. Parshuram Mahto says:

    gjb

  27. Atul Tiwari says:

    Kya wakwas video thi

  28. ANKIT GUPTA says:

    Creativity level guyz…hats off 😀

  29. Dr. Gaurav Palande says:

    Saving is so beautiful 😍💕❤️.

  30. Nikhil Gal says:

    Just gareeb..hahha

  31. Candid Films says:

    Are vo saap to katvaoo pehlee😆

  32. Alok says:

    10 ₹ ki adrak me kitna chai bana lete ho ??? 😂😂😂😂

  33. Funny Stuffs says:

    The title should be:::–" If monthend were a person """.. Were, not was🤔🤔🤔

  34. GFL GAMING FOR LIFE says:

    GUYS WHAT IS THE SONG IN THE START 0:15

  35. ashrafkhan7861 says:

    Awesome video specially the saving part was bit emotional 😊

  36. Rahul anand says:

    Bollywood se jayada tailent YouTube par hai chahe wo Acting ho editing ho diologs ho everything.

  37. BAKCHODI . Com says:

    Kya saving h bhai ager saving aisi hoti to hum to sara paisa saving me.daal.de 😯😯😯😂😂😂😂

  38. Sujit Kumar says:

    jhony sins look alike

  39. SAAGAR PATEL says:

    Last dialogue chalo mere saath yr awaaz kitni pyaari hai😍😍😍😍

  40. IMRAN KHAN ROYAL says:

    Bro …i love ur videosss

  41. Mohammad Wajahat says:

    Hmm..!!
    Saala tm log kia dard jaano month end ka Sutta tk udhari pr peena parhta hai or agar dost sy mang kr pi lo tw bhadwa salary tk yad dilata hai 😪

  42. fan star says:

    bhai bhai bhai bhai tumne katwaya kaha and nikala kiya dikhaya hi nhi

  43. Hemant Bhatia says:

    Ye sneha to school ki bacchi nikli…saale pedophile!! 😀

  44. SURESH BAIRWA says:

    5:17 refrigerator scene copied from friends starting scene of season 5 Episode 10.

  45. vinay nirnejak says:

    Please make spoof of vahiyat movie Zero with leading role chote miyaan

  46. Saurav Malakar says:

    Ideal video

  47. Rohit Kumar Sabar says:

    Chal chal nikal yahan se.. Nikal. 😂😂🤣

  48. Bandana Ratan says:

    Bhai mere pass bhi Tere jaise t shirt bhi hai and Love your video

  49. aman sayyad says:

    Lavde lage hai

  50. Chirag Patil says:

    10:17 bc car pe Shivsena ka logo hai🤣

  51. Prashant Bharti says:

    Feb.

  52. Atta Sarki says:

    Bestt hay

  53. Gurmukh Singh says:

    Awsome idea

  54. Mayuri Kadwe says:

    I love this man #shivankit♥️♥️

  55. manish kumar says:

    Chotu ka acting yaar mast h….amazing

  56. Piyush Tayade says:

    8:32 most emotional scene 😭😭😭

  57. Jay shankar Tiwari says:

    Nice concept

  58. Vijay Paul says:

    It's nice concept 👌 buddy's great 💪💪 ….and keep it up 👍

  59. Krishna Gopal Pal says:

    It is copied

  60. muqeem sayed says:

    Nice video Bhai

  61. Gaming Buddy says:

    1:44
    Ae didi
    Kya hai
    😂😂😂😂😂

  62. MONU KUMAR SINGH says:

    Nice vido

  63. Sohan Singh says:

    jaha chote pahuche vaha humra like bade

  64. always alone says:

    Boys life is very hard 😭😭

  65. Saif Shaikh says:

    Are Toh Kisne Bola Tha 2000 Ki Cap Lene Ke liye 😂😂😂😂

  66. Neetu Gupta says:

    the girl look like Radhika Madan

  67. mohit pandey96 says:

    Its a very serious message for youth by a comedy..Hats off to u guyz..

  68. siddy gautam says:

    🐍 Se Lund pe katwana chahta hai 😂

  69. Sumit Gaming says:

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  70. Sumit Gaming says:

    BHAI KE FANS
    HIT 6 LIKES ON IT
    You are Awesome
    💝💝💝

  71. HEMANT DEWANGAN says:

    Kaha se aata hai aise ideas.. 👌👌👌👍👍

  72. Professional Prahlad says:

    Chote pade k samne sab feeke hai.. They are the best

  73. ishwar singh Vishwakarma says:

    Look like a nive but not good comedy

  74. WAQAR CHOUDHARY says:

    Bewafa nikl yarr bewafaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂#chotemiya

  75. Dheeraj Prajapati says:

    Awesome acting of both chote miyan and raveesh reporter , amazing guys , no. 1 character acting is of Badri

  76. Mohit Shrimali says:

    1:43 😂😂😂

  77. Kunjan Gupta says:

    Same here

  78. Faiz Ahmed says:

    Worst from screen patti

  79. Apu Biswas says:

    If the month end was a person,then a person would be a month end,so no need of this video!!!looooollll

  80. Prerna Bhasin says:

    Ni ni ye savings h hmari.. epic Yar🤣🤣🤣

  81. Khokan Sarkar says:

    Sahi dikhaya yaar 👍

  82. Md Rizwan Shaikh says:

    Month end se pahle mai aur mera dost bakre pe jake chai pite hai aur jab month end ata hai to aunty ki dukan pe chai pita hu.jitne bhi chiller save karta hu sab ko month end me use karta hu😂😂😂😂

  83. Vikas Chauhan says:

    Yar Dell k etne add kyu aate h

  84. Dhananjai Patil says:

    Best ,creativity

  85. sonah Rubab says:

    I love this month end guy… such a awesome actor

  86. Ainulhaque Shaikh says:

    Apna month end aaj hai 🤣🤣🤣

  87. Xalman Ehxan says:

    Amazing concept

  88. TECH abhi says:

    ladkia khud kyu nahi spend krti bf pe..agr bf gareeb bol de in ladkio ko to 😒😒 Sakal bn jayegi ..in sb chijo me v inhey..equality ki baat krni chahiye ladkio ko

  89. Tkrv77 says:

    At 9.35: That evil confidence of "Haan toh sahi hai, agle mahine aur jaldi aa jaunga beta".

  90. sarthak shukla says:

    She is damn cute… Hope my savings bhi aisi Hoti………

  91. Dr.R khatik says:

    This was really beautiful…I m addicted to ur show …I m not alcoholic but I'm ur show addict

  92. 30 seconds MOVIE club says:

    I just wana ask you one thing man…have you ever been to europe through youtube. ??? Or if not is it possible.

  93. It's Everything says:

    Mera kab month end ayega salary ka 😞😞😞😞sala noukri hi nahi hai

  94. Nishant Nath says:

    Tumhare saap se katwana ho to kaha…🤣🤣

  95. Ajay Kumar says:

    Sir koi kam milega kya TVP ki trf se

  96. se Nisha says:

    Hahaha

  97. se Nisha says:

    Hahaha, but rent month ke 1st week me pay krte hain, why Shivikant is paying in month end?

  98. ALL GAMES says:

    0:22 song name??

  99. Advait Dubey says:

    wise men take udhaar from girls!!

  100. Random Vlog says:

    😢😢😢😢😢

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